Help help save me dying neglect help

[Vect]

Death fat I'm death fat want get out please help with that maybe going to kill me in next five years

We've found Boogie2988's account.

This is very old school 4chan, gotta admit.

 

[CoolFool]

It's nice to see the EVIL KIWIFARMERS trying to help some random fat dude that's clearly having a mental crisis.

 

[eatler]

Sorry I can only deadlift 350lbs

It’s ok brother, you can build up to it I believe in you!

 

[Nigger Cobson]

Cyclonus is fat and I will not come to his house and carry him out of it.

 

[Cyclonus]

Dude like 5 different people have offered to help in various ways but you keep coming up with nonsensical or incomprehensible ways of refusing. The phone number you gave out doesn't work.

Either accept one of the offers of help or explain what's happening in more detail. Otherwise I call either fake or a psychotic episode that is beyond our capacity to assist.

Fucks sake real fucking number checked already gave dox pm mod help

 

[Just A Butt]

having a mental crisis.

this is not therapy farms, last time i checked

 

[FedPostalService]

A wellness check has been called in

You’ve just sent the Garda, pretty much George Soro’s potato eating brown shirts, to the house of a Kiwi bro?

Suicide would have been a better option for him. If he doesn’t kill himself now you’ve just guaranteed he will in the future as his life is destroyed.

Well done!

 

[NoReturn]

Cyclonus is fat and I will not come to his house and carry him out of it.

That's because you skip leg day.

 

[Just A Butt]

help

eat a cheese burger sandwich

 

[Major-General]

QUICK SOMEONE CALL A FREELANCE IRISH CRANE OPERATOR

WE CAN STILL SAVE HIM

 

[Changed later]

Alright, hands up everyone with a forklift certification - its time to do your duty lads.

 

[Mudkipcorn]

Turn around reputation forum you bastard how about thst

Lots of random.txt candidates in this thread.

 

[Enig]

Cyclonus is fat and I will not come to his house and carry him out of it.

Come help me cover his doorknobs and fridge drawers in PURE CREATINE PISS to scare him into losing weight, if he cannot handle the piss he deserves to suffer

 

[NaggotFigger]

Fucks sake real fucking number checked already gave dox pm mod help

It is best for you to die slowly like the other deathfats. We cannot help you, and we take amusement seeing you slowly dying. Please have a Big Mac to help reduce your stress! It helps a lot.

 

[Just A Butt]

how fat are we talking here?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It's nice to see the EVIL KIWIFARMERS trying to help some random fat dude that's clearly having a mental crisis.

Reads like his sugars are off and he’s loopy or he’s suffering a stroke. Maybe if we get him video of himself trying to raise both his arms while smiling we can rule out the stroke

 

[Major-General]

If you can craft a makeshift ramp out of the empty pizza boxes littering your hovel maybe you can slide your way out the window

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Fucks sake real fucking number checked already gave dox pm mod help

A wellness check has been called in

You're good my nigga, hang in there.

Also being a deathfat is very fixable, extremely fixable. Try to calm down.

 

[Minus One]

Uhhh did you do crack bro

 

[Super Guido]

how fat are we talking here?

Fat enough to need Ozempic.