hello I'm new to the website

[pokemonguy]

hello my name is Pokémon guy I'm new to kiwi farms and I'm still trying to learn how to use it

 

[Carmen The Aids Rabbit]

Welcome to the farms, slut. Remember to have fun, that's what we're all here for, just don't power level

1:12

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Don't doublepost, don't pick fights (unless it's funny), don't derail lolcow threads, don't fedpost (too hard), don't make trolling plans, don't do anything illegal and put anything spicy under a spoiler tag

 

[Spectate]

You should post all your socials, so we can all get to know you better.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

As you can see in this thread you're going to have a bunch of Melvins trying to go "Uh uh make sure you follow the heckin rules! Lurk more you have to study for years if you want to post on on Kiwi Farms!"

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Don't listen to them, they're dorks. The only three rules are:
A) Don't double post.
B) Try not to irritate the mods
C) Don't act too gay (that will irritate the mods)
Those are the only rules.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

If you make a post and it turns out it's misinformed and retarded, don't delete it if the option is still there. Either stand by it, or accept you were wrong. Kiwi's are often more forgiving and very friendly if you admit to your shortcomings and don't try to hide it.
It's a learning experience. You WILL get felted from time to time but everyone does but it's usually forgotten. What isn't forgotten is your reaction.

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

I WILL EAT AN ENTIRE BUCKET OF WINGS

You were gonna do that anyways, tubs.

 

[Mister Fister]

WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER

 

[pokemonguy]

are people seriously ignoring the fact this is clearly someone underage?

I'm not

 

[White_N]

Eat pizza
Grow banana peppers
Don't double post

 

[Himmler]

Fuck off, we're full

 

[𖦹Junkpop𖦹]

Welcome to the second most autistic/free place on the net.

don't post anything that could track you to other identities you have online.

 

[Dieter Hell]

I love you, also, fuck you i hope you die.

 

[Fucker Carlson]

hello nigger

 

[Fire]

What's your favorite Pokemon @pokemonguy - I like this one

 

[pokemonguy]

What's your favorite Pokemon @pokemonguy - I like this oneVer archivo adjunto 7242575

My favorite Pokémon’s is garchomp and hydreigon

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Hi, New To The Website, I'm dad.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Hi New to the Website, I'm your second Dad.

 

[Soso]

Practice good OPSEC and don't be a retard that reveals every little detail about yourself.

 

[Treatlerite]

SECOND TIME TODAY @Null PLEASE LOCK REGISTRATION I BEG YOU MY FEEDER KING I WILL EAT AN ENTIRE BUCKET OF WINGS

The siren draws in another one.

 

[Al Qaedurr]

The only normal newfag intro thread I've ever come across on this site