Hello Chris Chan

[Sev07]

Ah yes hello I am Mr Chris Chan

 

[Cantercoin]

Chris isn't here but we do have the anus of Trent lying around somewhere

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

In order to continue your business proposal you must declare your burning hated for NIGGOS

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Ah yes hello I am Mr Chris Chan

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I like the way Mr. Chan thinks!

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Show us your tits

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Hello Lei Tao, my name is Alexander Nikolaevich Krycek, from Vladivostok, Russia. As I’m sure you know we are very close to your home nations and well known in business and trade and I am very much in contact with Christine Weston Chandler, the Goddess of the Commodore Consoles, the Nation of Comma, and creator of the City of Cwcville. If I may explain.

Christine is currently busy working on events with the Dimensional Merge. There have been many bullies that have tried to make her series a thing over the years. In order for this to even begin negotiation, I will need the details of your bank account, your Facebook information, your Social Security Number, your PSN Password, and to know which places you enjoy frequenting! Ms. Chandler is exceedingly busy and you must understand that as she works on the merge, her time is precious.

Forward all inquiries to goneckyourselffaggot@kiwifarms.net we look forward to hearing from you.

Thank you, have a safe day Winterfag

-Alexander Nikolaevich Krycek,
Associate of Sonichu Russia.

Also, to get access Christine, you need to purchase a lifetime's worth of Cutco products and accessories.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I got a fucking notification for this bullshit.
Kill yourself you fucking cunt.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Clyde Cash did this shit ten years ago, and it was much funnier and better executed. Bugger off, OP.