Heart Attack Grill - The restaurant that speaks gluttony on a whole nother level. People over 350lbs eat free.

[Jason Wynn]

Nah, the aesthetic and theme of the place puts me off. I’d just feel gross going there

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Of all the "Breastaurants" he reviewed I have to agree with his conclusion that Twin Peaks looks the least objectionable. The food is supposedly good and, by comparison to the other places, the waitresses were dressed the least immodestly. Still I can't say I approve of the concept of a restaurant where the main gimmick is tempting patrons with the sin of lust. On that principle I'd have to say, despite the food reportedly being good, Ojos Locos is at least as objectionable as Heart Attack Grill.

If you have to do a gimmick at least do it well, breastaurants face a losing proposition where it's 4.5/10 food served by 4.5.

Finding attractive women competent enough to wait tables well AND stay there must be like finding a unicorn.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I would absolutely try it once out of morbid curiosity, but I'm pretty sure even the most modest meal will turn my colon into Chernobyl.

When I first learned about this place I though it was a funny concept but disliked that they sold cigarettes- in hindsight it's funny that cigarettes are what I decided to clutch my pearls over when 20,000 calorie lard-soaked burgers with butter milkshakes are not known for being a panacea of health.
Literally this:

 

[Chongqing]

I would absolutely try it once out of morbid curiosity, but I'm pretty sure even the most modest meal will turn my colon into Chernobyl.

I want to try it, too. All that's keeping me away is the fact I would get spanked if I don't finish the burger, and that would be such an indignity.

The hospital gowns also don't appeal to me.

The unhealthy stunt food does appeal to me on some level, but the self-humiliation doesn't.