💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I don't know if it's just me...but isn't it strange that they are doing a "roleplay" account for Shona when the show isn't even past the concept/pilot stage at this point? That "what Shona said" tweet kinda made me realize how stupid the whole thing is.
We don't know Shona as a character, like, at all, and any attempt to obtain information about her is met with "watch the show pew pew".

While character accounts are nothing new as a concept, it's usually done for characters that are already stablished. In other words, everything about this show is putting the cart before the horse. Every single thing is backwards.

The amount of merch they have when the show is just one animatic is stranger to me than an in-character Twitter account, to be honest.

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

. . .really?

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Stop waving yours in my face!

 

[Poptart Pissbaby]

Well, technically every multiverse has duplicates of all of us that made slightly different choices. For example, there's a universe where Hayden never made Gen Zed

I wish that was the reality we lived in.

This is a dangerous line of thinking because we could just as well be in a universe where Gen Zed is the most popular show in the world.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

More "edgy" jokes.

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Structured this joke all wrong, what with the punchline being crammed into the middle of the set up.

If it was something like "It's cool combining my love of things. Like, I love magic. But I'm also a serial killer. My favorite trick is the one where you saw the man in half." It still wouldn't have been funny, but at least it would have been a joke.

 

[AnOminous]

This is a dangerous line of thinking because we could just as well be in a universe where Gen Zed is the most popular show in the world.

Even the many-universes theory limits possible universes to those that actually could exist.

 

[sassyma seed]

"LAUGH, DAMMIT!"
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Take the jokes out of Gen Zed and......nothing would change.

Well, technically every multiverse has duplicates of all of us that made slightly different choices. For example, there's a universe where Hayden never made Gen Zed

I wish that was the reality we lived in.

That right there is a reality too beautiful to exist.

 

[Arietis]

The amount of merch they have when the show is just one animatic is stranger to me than an in-character Twitter account, to be honest.

Well yeah, you are right, it's just that it's another example of how backwards the whole thing is. "putting the cart before the horse" actually does define what this show is doing.

Instead of silly self-inserts in more popular and established franchises to stamp in merch, they should get that artist to do stuff like some short promotional comics or something, to actually prove us wrong about how the characters are one-note shallow stereotypes. That'll never happen, of course, because that requires having a plan, and it's clear this show has a complete lack of direction besides "trans lead" and the few amounts of data you can get from the trailer (which are very not interesting or revealing by themselves).

Any of you knows any production more disastrous than this? I mean, I know epic failures regarding to poor/misguided/stupid investments and budget cuts or executive meddling, poor ideas, confrontational staff and such, but this...is something else, it's like all of it combined, just at a small scale. The campaign is overly aggressive (both in marketing terms and in terms of how tryhard the staff acts) without any substance to back it up (and refusal to add any details that could change that). It's...almost a thing of beauty, really. They are failing so hard before the thing is a thing, that even if it was a masterpiece in the end, the damage is already done. Before the pilot is even out!
I really like to see failures being turned around, but as optimistic as I am, I don't think this show can be salvaged at this point. Only time will tell if it'll become useful to get some laughs at how bad it is or not. Hey, if it's at least "so bad it's good" territory, it's better than nothing.

 

[Trombonista]

I've been wondering if we're the reason Julie discovered Assigned Male.

Also, she's clearly still salty about Iron Liz calling her out, or else she wouldn't bring up Gamergate, something that has been 90% done for at least a month.

 

[Dismaying Tree]

I don't see this show being "so bad it's good," because it's a bad comedy. Bad drama makes great comedy. Bad comedy is just stupid.

 

[Ido]

Regardless of how bad this shit is it needs to be streamed when it comes out because the jokes are going to fall flat and I don't think I'd feel comfortable having to go through it alone.

 

[sassyma seed]

I don't see this show being "so bad it's good," because it's a bad comedy. Bad drama makes great comedy. Bad comedy is just stupid.

I agree. At absolute best it'll be funny in a cringey way.

 

[Jaimas]

Anyone else interested in the Youtube Poop that will emerge from this?

 

[PsychedelicDiamond]

Is anyone even unironically interested in this show? It might be trying to pander to Tumblrettes but even those don't really seem to care.

Gen Zed? More like Gen Ded!

Pew Pew!

 

[CWCissey]

Is anyone even unironically interested in this show? I might be trying to pander to Tumblrettes but even those don't really seem to care.

Gen Zed? More like Gen Ded!

Pew Pew!

Hayden Black, Julie Rei Goldstein and The Staff of The Mary Sue that want to keep their jobs.

 

[Observatory]

At this point, I am not even ironically interested in it anymore. I have seen the pilot animatic and it literally has nothing to offer. Nothing of substance. No jokes, doesn't show characters aside from "in your face" Shona, it's not even laughably bad. It actually managed to kill down my intrest for it, even in the worst sense and that is well.. quite an achievement!
I honestly think, the only people that should watch it, are those that will make YTP out of it. Because that is all it really can offer.
So far, any parody here has been better than the actual show.

 

[AnOminous]

Hayden Black, Julie Rei Goldstein and The Staff of The Mary Sue that want to keep their jobs.

Does The Mary Sue even pay their "reporters?"

Their "stories" are about on the level of random 4chan comments if 4chan had SJWs working for them. Well allegedly they do (it for free) but whatever.

I can't imagine anyone else seriously publishing a bunch of "Samus is trans" sperging by two nobodies.

 

[Erica]

I wish this was a so-bad-it's-good-show, but it's just going to be a flop and I don't think most people will bother watching it, which won't result in much fallout either.

So I'm just waiting for the Hayden and Julie pity party when it releases.

 

[Pikimon]

When the show fails they'll probably just convert it to a webcomic.

 

[Adamska]

By the by, I was checking Hayden's wiki page history, and I saw this lovely thing:

When this fella edited the page, they removed the reference to my inform ant's reveal that Hayden Black's Goodnight Burbank was nowhere near as successful as he claims it is (remember, he claims top 50; it was in reality #1641). Plus the only two were admittedly us two dumb kiwis, and we both were satisfied after the reveal of Hayden lying (Hell, the wiki guys liked the reveal and kept it after toning down the vitriol). So, what? Three edits? So with that in mind...

Hey Hayden, we see you've tried to hide that detail and claim pity while being a lying, pathetic, self-serving, cretin.

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

By the by, I was checking Hayden's wiki page history, and I saw this lovely thing:

When this fella edited the page, they removed the reference to my inform ant's reveal that Hayden Black's Goodnight Burbank was nowhere near as successful as he claims it is (remember, he claims top 50; it was in reality #1641). Plus the only two were admittedly us two dumb kiwis, and we both were satisfied after the reveal of Hayden lying (Hell, the wiki guys liked the reveal and kept it after toning down the vitriol). So, what? Three edits? So with that in mind...

Hey Hayden, we see you've tried to hide that detail and claim pity while being a lying, pathetic, self-serving, cretin.

Why stop there? Let's take a look at this Cellmate27...

Spoiler: Can you sense a common theme?