💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[AnOminous]

My first instinct when reading this was to wonder why Hayden wants the state senator to condemn Dylann Roof a year-and-a-half after the Charleston shootings occurred, but then I remembered that this is the man who still makes Jimmy Carter jokes.

I seem to remember Dylann Roof being tried for murder, convicted, and facing a near certain federal death penalty.

 

[Lorento]

I seem to remember Dylann Roof being tried for murder, convicted, and facing a near certain federal death penalty.

Obvious his white privilege worked in his favour by getting him...um....sentenced to death.

 

[Kazami Yuuka]

Has anyone invoked the Nutshack yet?
Because somehow that abomination, which also tries to market using diversity points (branding itself as the first Filipino-American animation), has been out for quite a while.

 

[Hanamura]

Has anyone invoked the Nutshack yet?
Because somehow that abomination, which also tries to market using diversity points (branding itself as the first Filipino-American animation), has been out for quite a while.

1. The Nutshack actually exists.
2. It has a canon trans character (Cherry Pie)

 

[NoStinkingBadges]

It's the Nutshack but every time they say Nutshack it's the gen zed trailer but every proper noun is we are number one but every one goes back to the Nutshack

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

It's the Nutshack but every time they say Nutshack it's the gen zed trailer but every proper noun is we are number one but every one goes back to the Nutshack

Bit off topic, but the We Are Number One guy really embraced the meme.

On topic...

 

[JU 199]

Got damn it Hayden nobody gives a shit about your trump jokes. They're all the same.

"Trump did X therefore Y lololol"

If you ever read this strokeface, know that you're worse than andrew dobson, That might not make sense at first but look the guy up. That pathetic slime of a man has a better sense of comedy then you. You're literally beneath a failed cartoonist with no imagination or sense of humor.

Pew pew.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I'm sure if the show ever did come out, it just be the character reading his tweets. Or posting them.

 

[JU 199]

'Rethuglicans'

lol

 

[Hat]

Doesn't Hayden know that "thug" is just a code-word for "nigger" used by racists? How progressive of him.

 

[Florence]

I can think of at least one person who looks like he was dropped on his head as a baby:

Spoiler

 

[JU 199]

I can think of at least one person who looks like he was dropped on his head as a baby:

It would explain the distinct droop on his face.

 

[AnOminous]

It's literally this year. It's literally 2017. There is literally a living fag who thinks "Rethuglicans" is still funny. Or ever was.

 

[JU 199]

It's literally this year. It's literally 2017. There is literally a living fag who thinks "Rethuglicans" is still funny. Or ever was.

Its garbage-tier liberal 'humor' that was never funny to begin with.

 

[JU 199]

Could say the same about you and trump lol

 

[Fulda's Gap]

I've heard the term Rethuglican thousands of times.

That's the first time I've heard it used outside of a sarcastic connotation.

Calling it now: Dipshit's gonna start spelling it AmeriKKKa.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

This might be an unnwarrented assumption, but I'm starting to get the impression that Hayden Black doesn't like Trump very much.

 

[Kazami Yuuka]

I can think of at least one person who looks like he was dropped on his head as a baby:

Spoiler

Looks like DSP with the double-decker forehead option installed

 

[Flustercuck]

a triple of unfunny trump jokes, he's really reaching the bottom of the bucket with these

 

[Lorento]

a triple of unfunny trump jokes, he's really reaching the bottom of the bucket with these

Appropriate for this.

Pew Pew indeed.