💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Semantics with Hayden Black
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"Most of the bitching comes from either transphobic asses or white males who freak out to see another white male called a 'psycho.'" :story:
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My favorite part is when he hits Old Testament for joke material since you know Jewish. And I like how he's too scared of brown people to make a joke like:

"In the Quran, it is said that sperm comes from the man's spine. Maybe that's why they like to bow to Mecca multiple times a day."

Which honestly is harmless by religion jokes standards, but he's too much of a scared pussy to make that joke.
 
Hey crew member watching this thread, ask Black what shows he enjoys, and what he considers to be good comedy/ his comedic influences.

Or, as it's more likely said crew members is just Black himself, answer anyways.
 
He bashes the Bible but won't make fun of the Koran.
My favorite part is when he hits Old Testament for joke material since you know Jewish. And I like how he's too scared of brown people to make a joke like:

"In the Quran, it is said that sperm comes from the man's spine. Maybe that's why they like to bow to Mecca multiple times a day."

Which honestly is harmless by religion jokes standards, but he's too much of a scared pussy to make that joke.

Hayden has definitely made jokes about Muslims.
Admittedly not as many as he's made about Christians, but they're about as tasteful as you'd expect, mostly to the tune of "Muslims = bombs hurr hurr".

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"Most of the bitching comes from either transphobic asses or white males who freak out to see another white male called a 'psycho.'" :story:
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"Afraid to lose white entitlement" makes no sense. Hayden just repeats concepts he's seen on Tumblr with no idea of what they mean.

And I love the return of the classic "the lurkers support me in e-mail!!!" lolcow tactic. :story:
 
He's clearly exceptional in some capacity.
I think he's quite dim, but not outright retarded. It's his ego that makes him such an exceptional person.

I think you mean ALL capacities.

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Oh no, someone on the Internet commented on something in a vile manner! Nobodies ever had that happen to them! Where do i send the donation?
Clearly Hayden is the only person to ever have faced people being mean on the Internet. And that's terrible.
 
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Yeah, great publicity! Everyone will go to this thread which explains in detail why the show is terrible and a blatant cash grab/possible Ponzi scheme, that's great publicity!
I've had the biggest hankering for pretzels all day.

I'm pretty sure it has to do with all this salt. :story:
 
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