💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[Piga Dgrifm]

Has this been posted yet? http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/gen-zed

 

[sassyma seed]

Has this been posted yet? http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/gen-zed

We're not listed as a source? Worst KYM article ever.

 

[Dismaying Tree]

Has this been posted yet? http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/gen-zed

Looks like Hayden's window of public interest came and went.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Two things.

First, more "jokes", this time by insulting an actual comedian.


Second, the show has been pushed back again to nevermid-2016

 

[VLAD]

Two things.

First, more "jokes", this time by insulting an actual comedian.

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Second, the show has been pushed back again to nevermid-2016

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Insulting a woman's appearance? That's guaranteed to be a big hit with the social justice crowd. Never gets old.

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

Two things.

First, more "jokes", this time by insulting an actual comedian.

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Second, the show has been pushed back again to nevermid-2016

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Let's see. Toque and very large glasses. That's about it. Am I supposed to see any other comparison?

 

[AG 856]

Two things.

First, more "jokes", this time by insulting an actual comedian.

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Second, the show has been pushed back again to nevermid-2016

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Fuck is Hayden losing ground, he should have shifted this in september 2015, then he could use the shows current controversy to gain him atleast a small amou t of profit, however its 2016 now and mid 2016 (if he even gets it out then) is too fucking late; the entitled fuckheads over at the Mary Sue forgot about it, Tumblr doesn't give a shit anymore, Encyclopedia Dramatica, Mister Metokur's fanbase, 4chan, 8chan and Kiwifarms are the only people following the show anymore which is not a fucking audience you want. If Gen Zed ever gets released then they are going to have to stir up much more controversy to get an audience back.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Insulting a woman's appearance? That's guaranteed to be a big hit with the social justice crowd. Never gets old.

What did this woman even do to our mutiliated man anyway to deserve such a "burn"?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

What did this woman even do to our mutiliated man anyway to deserve such a "burn"?

Be an actual, funny comedienne.

 

[AnOminous]

Insulting a woman's appearance? That's guaranteed to be a big hit with the social justice crowd. Never gets old.

This is what never fails to get me with Hayden's shitty anti-humor. He could probably get away with just being completely unfunny with the dad jokes and other shit if he tried to pass it off as some kind of meta-comedy about what a douchey loser he is personally, if his ego would let him do that, but he is also completely tone-deaf.

(I also should qualify the "dad jokes" thing since my actual dad is fucking hilarious.)

He constantly makes racist, sexist, transphobic jokes that would tend to insult the very audience he is ham-handedly trying to pander to.

It's painfully embarrassing even to watch him fail this hard.

 

[Romance Larghetto Ally]

It appears that Shona apparently stumbled on something hilarious and just had to retweet it:


Hey guys, check out this critically-acclaimed writer and director who has tweets reprinted by the New York Times and CNN. He also makes the most poignant, trendy observations on Donald Trump and Bill Cosby that everyone should know about.

Totally did not get that idea, like his other jokes, from Car Talk on NPR...

 

[ActualKiwi]

tfw your troll-twitter gets followed by the trollee..

EDIT: More blameshifting.

 

[Adamska]

Hayden Black, just give up you stroke victim. This is literally the fourth or fifth time you've pushed back. Just admit you're too lazy to actually lead your project, and too incompetent and cheap to actually gather a work crew. You aren't getting out of your self-inflicted hole that you let happen bro.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

A good way to get someone to stick to a deadline is paying them.

 

[JU 199]

A good way to get someone to stick to a deadline is paying them.

Hayden's drained all his credit cards and now lives on hotel mints.

edit: Hayden bot's sarcasm is on point.

 

[Adamska]

A good way to get someone to stick to a deadline is paying them.

Another smart thing to do is not create merch until later since that saves hundreds of dollars.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Hayden's drained all his credit cards and now lives on hotel mints.

edit: Hayden bot's sarcasm is on point.

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You know how he's short of money? Well guess what?

 

[JU 199]

They've been 'coming on board' for a whole month now....

 

[Ravana]

Sometimes I look at Hayden and think he looks like a Patton Oswalt that got left in the microwave for too long.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I wonder if he thinks the Miguel account is owned by an actual fan.