💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter
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- 18 de Abr, 2013
What do you call someone who is very sucessful and can keep people laughing for hours with their jokes?
Not Hayden black.
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Not Hayden black.
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- 26 de Feb, 2013
I dig the carpet.
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- 4 de Sep, 2015
Pew pew pew pew? Pew pew pew pew pew, PEW PEW!!
Hayden Black.
Hayden Black.
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- 5 de Feb, 2013
Uhh, you mean the #PresidentCarter who's been working tirelessly for various humanitarian causes since he left office? The #PresidentCarter who founded the Carter Center for human rights and has worked extensively with Habitat for Humanity? That #PresidentCarter?
Yeah, what a joke. I'll bet he hasn't made a single shitty Flash cartoon about tumblrinas, so what good is he?! Pew pew.
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- 4 de Sep, 2015
Even ignoring all that, what is supposed to be funny about this?
"Oh will this guy die of this or this?"
They're not even funny.
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- 31 de Mar, 2013
The same can essentially be said about Hayden as well. After all, in terms of actual animation produced there's only been two minutes and twelve seconds of Gen Zed so far, or two minutes and fourty two seconds if you're generous and willing to count this short clip of recycled animation.
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"I'm opening a betting pool, (insert victim here) will die of cancer or old age!
PEW PEW LOL AREN'T I A FUNNY JEW LOL
BUY MY SHIT OR I'LL GET VERY SAD https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/haydenpanic-png.62785/ "
PEW PEW LOL AREN'T I A FUNNY JEW LOL
BUY MY SHIT OR I'LL GET VERY SAD https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/haydenpanic-png.62785/ "
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- 2 de Oct, 2015
No, he isn't. He likes to claim it takes more intelligence to understand his jokes. But I'd argue that it takes people with much better intelligence to make much better jokes and puns. Let's look at one famous intellectual who doesn't appear on the stand-up circuit.
Oh, and such a person can make good topical commentary even better, too.
If it's any comfort, Hayden, this person had a show that only had a few more episodes than yours.
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How about no
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- 3 de Sep, 2014
He really never left that middle school autist mindset of "repeat joke until someone but me laughs". Literally, if you are the only person retweeting yourself, that means you are not funny. If this is where most of your day is going, that means that you should start doing your job.
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Hayden is the ambulance chaser of comedy
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- 6 de Oct, 2014
I think the 'bot is suggesting prisoners be tortured:
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Guess what's back?
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
>implying Hayden Black will ever be married
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- 3 de Nov, 2015
Same-sex marriage is legal now, you never know if he'll find a dickgirl to fall in love with rather than a prostitute
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- 3 de Sep, 2014
His arrogance would torpedo any serious relationship. Heck, he only guns for trannies because they have no standards due to desperation.
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Hayden Black saying that you need intelligence to understand his jokes reminds me of those pretentious dickheads who put a shitty painting that looks like it was made by brain-dead children in an art gallery and say "Well obviously YOU wouldn't get it."