💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[JU 199]

Guess who just got blocked from Hayden for calling him out.

 

[Adamska]

Something something need to be able to give an answer to recognize one something something Dunning-Kruger Effect.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

If their artist quit on them doesn't that mean the merch isn't even accurate anymore?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

If their artist quit on them doesn't that mean the merch isn't even accurate anymore?

What, you expect Hayden to put actual effort into designing and selling Gen Zed merch?

 

[JU 199]

I swear he's made that joke recently.

and the standard topical joke

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

Didn't the American president Lincoln say something about better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than to speak and remove all doubt?

Hayden has removed any and all doubt, and still won't shut up.

 

[AG 856]

Didn't the American president Lincoln say something about better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than to speak and remove all doubt?

Hayden has removed any and all doubt, and still won't shut up.

It's not like anybody is listening anyway, here is the biggest thread I could find for Goodnight Burbank: http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/archive/t-517517.html it only has 5 replies.

here is the second biggest Gen Zed thread: http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=49530.0

As for the biggest Gen Zed thread? You're on it. Hayden doesn't have any attention apart from us, and we aren't the people he wants. It doesn't matter what he says because he might as well just scream at a brick wall.

 

[女鬼]

From the other Gen Ed thread:

I think it's so pandering it's endangered, refuses to fuck and eats bamboo shoots.

One of the most apt descriptions of Gen Zed I've seen.

I swear he's made that joke recently.
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Yep, three weeks ago.

And some toatlly hip and edgy fun cool topical jokes:

Alas, Gen Sped's follower count continues to plummet, as they tragically lost 3,000 followers these past few days.

 

[JU 199]

How appropriate

 

[A Random]

I know it's probably just him not being able to buy more fans, but the mental image of the bots themselves calling it quits after seeing this level of fail is too much.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Honestly, how does he think this would ever go down well..? Especially since they've basically made so many stereotypes..

 

[Dismaying Tree]

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How appropriate

Haydenbot was so depressed it couldn't even muster up a second "pew."

 

[AG 856]

Jesus Christ these godawful references to social media are never going to end are they?

 

[ActualKiwi]

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Jesus Christ these godawful references to social media are never going to end are they?

Social media from a fake social-media based identity about social media.... It's neverending.

 

[AnOminous]

Social media from a fake social-media based identity about social media.... It's neverending.

In the hands of anyone remotely competent, it could actually be funny.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Hey guys, social media exists!

That's it.

That's the joke.

pew pew.

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

There should be one of those stupid "Teenagers React..." videos, only "Teenagers React to Hayden Black's Jokes".

No, wait. That would be a snuff film. Scratch that.

 

[Mungo]

Apparently this thing releases in fucking May now. Has the production completely imploded or only mostly imploded?

 

[JU 199]

Apparently this thing releases in fucking May now. Has the production completely imploded or only mostly imploded?

I thought we would be getting a pilot in early spring (lol right). Where did you here that?

 

[女鬼]

I thought we would be getting a pilot in early spring (lol right). Where did you here that?

It's on their Facebook.

May isn't "late winter/early spring", Hayden.

ETA: Looks like someone actually bought Gen Zed merch!

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