💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[JU 199]

more anti-comedy from Hayden.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Hayden is the best argument for birth control I've ever seen

 

[AnOminous]

So, like, the thing Hayden is worst at is the very thing he chose his LEAD character to be good at/want to do. He could have chosen anything else for Shona and it'd be more convincing.

Hayden is a lolcow. Like all lolcows, he has one true calling, and completely sucks at it.

He thinks he's a comedian.

Nothing will convince him otherwise, even as his jokes leave a trail of crying, sad people in their wake.

more anti-comedy from Hayden.

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Case in point.

How do you start with Ted Cruz claiming the Planned Parenthood shooter was a liberal tranny and somehow not end up with something funny?

Ted Cruz actually saying that shit in the first place was funnier than this "joke."

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

He goes after such easy targets, and yet always fails.

 

[Hat]

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That isn't even what Sen. Cruz said.

This was also posted to the official Tumblr page, as well as all the Twitter accounts.

Source

Maybe Hayden should go back to Britain—he clearly doesn't think that highly of Americans.

 

[Silver]

Hayden is a lolcow. Like all lolcows, he has one true calling, and completely sucks at it.

He thinks he's a comedian.

Nothing will convince him otherwise, even as his jokes leave a trail of crying, sad people in their wake.

Oh, of course. I just find it endlessly amusing.

 

[VLAD]

Hayden is a lolcow. Like all lolcows, he has one true calling, and completely sucks at it.

He thinks he's a comedian.

Nothing will convince him otherwise, even as his jokes leave a trail of crying, sad people in their wake.

I beg to differ. Hayden is a comedian, but it's not his jokes that we're laughing at.

 

[CWCissey]

Maybe Hayden should go back to Britain—he clearly doesn't think that highly of Americans.

Fuck off, we don't want him either.

 

[Dismaying Tree]

Hayden thinks all Americans are idiots and yet moves to and chooses to stay in 'murica.
One of many reasons he's autistic as fuck.

 

[女鬼]

Hayden thinks all Americans are idiots and yet moves to and chooses to stay in 'murica.
One of many reasons he's autistic as fuck.

I might be wrong, but IIRC he came to the US as a kid.

By the way did you know that Hayden's favourite joke isn't even his?
Other people were already making that oh-so-clever "paper plastic or douche" quip six years ago.

 

[Dismaying Tree]

as a kid.

Huh, for someone who moved here at a young age, his accent is still pretty strong. I knew a kid back when I was in middle school who grew up in the UK, his accent was way weaker once we all moved on to high school.
Don't source me on this, tho, I know jack shit about stuff like this.

 

[CWCissey]

Huh, for someone who moved here at a young age, his accent is still pretty strong. I knew a kid back when I was in middle school who grew up in the UK, his accent was way weaker once we all moved on to high school.
Don't source me on this, tho, I know jack shit about stuff like this.

Some people pick up the local accents better than others.

 

[Ruin]

Some people pick up the local accents better than others.

People on the autism spectrum also have extreme difficulty adopting new mannerisms so there's that as well.

 

[女鬼]

Between this and the "let's get rid of all religion" tweet, Hayden is starting to look like an euphoric atheist.

 

[Dr. Meme]

Between this and the "let's get rid of all religion" tweet, Hayden is starting tolook like an euphoric atheist.

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[Chubkins?]

Didn't check my privilege, got autism

 

[Ido]

Of course God is dead, he drank himself to death when Hayden was born.

Pew pew

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

Of course God is dead, he drank himself to death when Hayden was born.

Pew pew

And that's why Hayden's comedy shows all the signs of fetal alcohol syndrome.

 

[TheLateGreatBate]

New written interview.

The release time's now moved back from early spring to late winter.

 

[JergenFish]

What is up with cows refusing to meet their deadlines?