💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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I was going to have Julie's hand up his ass like a puppet, but... Meh. That and there are absolutely no flattering pics of Hayden on the internet.
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Piga Dgrifm dijo:
Oh, hey, something bad happened. I better pretend to not understand it. That's how dark comedy works, right?
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It's like he has a list of every kind of joke and knows the elements of the joke but can't make it funny to save his life. Gilbert Gottfried opened a routine with a 9/11 joke once before the fires burned out and horrified the audience, who booed and hissed. In fact, that's where the "too soon" phrase came from.

Then he went into the Aristocrats and brought down the house.

I'm not sure what my point is, but it would be funny to see Hayden Black held hostage by a terrorist gunman who orders him to be funny while shooting off parts of his body when he isn't.
 
AnOminous dijo:
It's like he has a list of every kind of joke and knows the elements of the joke but can't make it funny to save his life. Gilbert Gottfried opened a routine with a 9/11 joke once before the fires burned out and horrified the audience, who booed and hissed. In fact, that's where the "too soon" phrase came from.

Then he went into the Aristocrats and brought down the house.

I'm not sure what my point is, but it would be funny to see Hayden Black held hostage by a terrorist gunman who orders him to be funny while shooting off parts of his body when he isn't.
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Yeah, I had mentioned one page back here that they had an interview with Gottfried on NPR this past Sunday, which makes me wonder how much Hayden lifts from the radio. He stole a joke from Car Talk.

#JenesuispasHayden
 
AnOminous dijo:
It's like he has a list of every kind of joke and knows the elements of the joke but can't make it funny to save his life. Gilbert Gottfried opened a routine with a 9/11 joke once before the fires burned out and horrified the audience, who booed and hissed. In fact, that's where the "too soon" phrase came from.

Then he went into the Aristocrats and brought down the house.

I'm not sure what my point is, but it would be funny to see Hayden Black held hostage by a terrorist gunman who orders him to be funny while shooting off parts of his body when he isn't.
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He'd be dead in under 5 minutes.
 
A relevant quote.

"If he held a gun to my head and asked me to point out the funny part [of his comedy], I'd congratulate him on finally understanding the concept of surreal humor."

-Seanbaby
 
AnOminous dijo:
I'm not sure what my point is, but it would be funny to see Hayden Black held hostage by a terrorist gunman who orders him to be funny while shooting off parts of his body when he isn't.
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It'd be something like this I'd say:
Only without someone to weep for him at the end.
 
Even Julie seems to have abandoned Gen Zed in favour of tweeting about her adventures at Disneyland or something.
So of course, Hayden's trying to get her attention:
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Aaaaaaand let's see how this one goes...
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I don't know if somebody already mentioned this but look at the poster on her wall, its a poster of Leelah Alcorn. That means that someone in this story sells posters of with Alcorn's face on them, and apparently our lead character sees no problem with capitalizing on Alcorn's suicide. But then again this show is using oppression to get free advertisements and press so I doubt Hayden Black has any problems with capitalizing on the death of innocent people.
 
Hayden Black was never funny to begin with. His jokes are all revolving around things like pop culture, Apple products, Twitter/Facebook trends because he isn't funny so he figures that if he just references something that the stereotypical millennial likes then people will find it funny. All his tweets are like this and since nobody gives him any attention he regurgitates his crappy puns and jokes onto the Gen Zed Twitter. Since nobody is dumb enough to follow him he has to buy the followers.
 
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