💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[TheLateGreatBate]

The trailer's back on the show's channel now, and they also uploaded this shit:

It's like the worst kind of fan dub, except it's official. Bonus: you can hear Shona's real voice at 0:23!

 

[Bugaboo]

I'm waiting for the whole team to ditch this project because I think Hayden did a long time ago.
Like fuck jobs where you don't get paid, even if you'll get "recognition" if someone asks you to do an unpaid job run the fuck away

 

[APerson]

The trailer's back on the show's channel now, and they also uploaded this shit:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_4bWZj8PResIt's like the worst kind of fan dub, except it's official. Bonus: you can hear Shona's real voice at 0:23!

Play-by-play:
0:03-The girls get this technology stuff, but the black guy doesn't. Draw your own conclusions.
0:06-The black guy doesn't have any twitter followers, and the angry guy isn't even mentioned.
0:10-Crappy, motionless animation ahoy!
0:14-WTF is that yellow thing?
0:16-Angry guy is angry.
0:21-Single worst imitation of talking in any animation I've ever seen.
0:25-Only the girls have to get dressed up for a cosplay party? Huey doesn't even try a Wookie costume, when that what he's imitating?
0:27-Congrats! I'm now boycotting Frito-Lay!
All in all, crap in 30 seconds. My face while watching?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

... Never thought that trailer could be less funny.

 

[fishercat]

The trailer's back on the show's channel now, and they also uploaded this shit:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_4bWZj8PResIt's like the worst kind of fan dub, except it's official. Bonus: you can hear Shona's real voice at 0:23!

That was painful.

 

[Florence]

The trailer's back on the show's channel now, and they also uploaded this shit:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_4bWZj8PResIt's like the worst kind of fan dub, except it's official. Bonus: you can hear Shona's real voice at 0:23!

The priest sure doesn't sound like Richard Schiff...

 

[DangerousGas]

So, I didn't bother posting in this when it first started up, largely because I was sure it would die an ignominious death.

However, here we are.

Is there a specific point where the originator of this retarded scheme has actually been caught out operating this as a scam, or is a merch list that significantly outnumbers a 'produced episode' list the best we've got at the moment?

 

[WeebyAutist]

Is there a specific point where the originator of this retarded scheme has actually been caught out operating this as a scam, or is a merch list that significantly outnumbers a 'produced episode' list the best we've got at the moment?

There's not been any specific point that shows it's a scam, IIRC. I think it's mostly the constant plugging of merch, and Hayden's evident inability to get a show off the ground.

 

[DangerousGas]

So this is 165 pages of repeating the first page, then?

 

[Silver]

I'm not so sure it's a scam so much as complete anticompetence making it seem like a scam. But maybe I'm just being optimistic.

 

[女鬼]

So, I didn't bother posting in this when it first started up, largely because I was sure it would die an ignominious death.

However, here we are.

Is there a specific point where the originator of this retarded scheme has actually been caught out operating this as a scam, or is a merch list that significantly outnumbers a 'produced episode' list the best we've got at the moment?

The 'scam' accusations are because of the merch, but also because the release date keeps being pushed back further and further.
There's also the small fact that the creator's previous business ventures landed him in trouble with the Tax Board.

Most of us don't think it's an outright scam, but rather a particularly incompetent attempt at making cash with a shit-tier product. Only unlike most scammers, they don't think their product is shitty.

It's been established that Hayden (the showrunner) is completely delusional about his own talent, so he actually believes Gen zed is a great idea and thought it would be a success with the Tumblr and the SJW crowd.
So of course it's a cash grab, but I think they originally intended to create an actual show- one that would be a smash hit and bring Hayden the fame, money and awards he thinks his talent deserves.

 

[Dismaying Tree]

Well, there doesn't seem to be much new in the "new" trailer, so I don't see much to discuss. Hayden is the only new material here, since he gets more tard by day.

 

[JU 199]

The trailer's back on the show's channel now, and they also uploaded this shit:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_4bWZj8PResIt's like the worst kind of fan dub, except it's official. Bonus: you can hear Shona's real voice at 0:23!

This is even less entertaining than the original trailer.

Holy shit Hayden.

 

[AnOminous]

It's like the worst kind of fan dub, except it's official. Bonus: you can hear Shona's real voice at 0:23!

It's like a child's game of make believe.

The major make believe part is they have corporate sponsors and product placements.

Hayden Black is the sort of hip, counterculture guy who literally has wet dreams about corporate sponsorship.

There's not been any specific point that shows it's a scam, IIRC.

There's the fact that YouTube explicitly pulled their trailer on the grounds of spamming/scamming.

They generally do this for purchasing fake views.

Most of their Twitter followers are also fake, as twitteraudit showed.

 

[女鬼]

So this is 165 pages of repeating the first page, then?

I wouldn't say that. We dug up a lot of stuff about the show's creator, someone actually went and managed to film one of their con panels and the showrunners regaled us with frequent chimpouts.
The show itself is shit, but the people behind it are pretty entertaining.

The guy who made Gen Zed is pretty much a lolcow in his own right, and even when this show dies he'll probably find new and interesting ways to embarrass himself.

 

[sassyma seed]

How did it get even worse? Also what is up with the Dorito plugs? That reminds me of a certain someone who plugged Coca Cola because they thought they'd be grateful...

 

[Panzerkampfpony]

Have they (or rather the poor fucker they got to draw this) animated anything else, I'm saying its a scam (not for this reason anyway) but I'm starting to think Black has only commissioned the trailer footage and that's all.

 

[JU 199]

Could Hayden be trying to emulate gamer culture? He must have heard about Mountain dew and Doritos memes from America Online and instead of pandering to turmblr he's pivoting to gam3rs now.

Or he's just retarded.

Edit: New tweet

 

[Adamska]

Could Hayden be trying to emulate gamer culture? He must have heard about Mountain dew and Doritos memes from America Online and instead of pandering to turmblr he's pivoting to gam3rs now.

Or he's just retarded.

It would not shock me if he was that out of touch.

In other news, how hard would you guys laugh if Frito-Lay bitchsmacked Hayden for the plug? Coke did it to Chris, who was only doing it out of homophobia; Hayden is doing it to mostly lie about his chances.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Oddly enough, they haven't posted that new...thing...to the tumblr.