💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[Trombonista]

Technically, Julie herself has already had an animated lead role, seeing as Precia Testarossa is the main villain of Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha (at least for the first arc).

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

"Look! There are people that like us! Look!"


They must get search their name in social media tags constantly.

 

[女鬼]

"Look! There are people that like us! Look!"

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They must get search their name
I'm social media tags constantly.

There's like five people who post positive stuff about Gen Zed, better milk them for all they're worth.

Julie is still being an retard with more "witty" responses to critics:

The comic she's responding to:

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Ignoring the actual point in favour of microscopic-level nitpicking.
Fucking typical.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

There's like five people who post positive stuff about Gen Zed, better milk them for all they're worth.

Julie is still being an exceptional individual with more "witty" responses to critics:

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The comic she's responding to:

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Ignoring the actual point in favour of microscopic-level nitpicking.
Fucking typical.

Way to draw attention to people mocking your shit show, dumbass.

 

[Chubby_Penguin]

There's like five people who post positive stuff about Gen Zed, better milk them for all they're worth.

Julie is still being an exceptional individual with more "witty" responses to critics:

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The comic she's responding to:

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Ignoring the actual point in favour of microscopic-level nitpicking.
Fucking typical.

Making fun of someone for their inability to spell, Julie?! That's so ableist!

You gotta work on your social justice pandering.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

The creator of that comic, Julie and Hayden are currently trading potshots at each other.


And "Shona"insults people who dared to disagree with Julie.


That's...not even remotely funny.

Once again, you fail to understand how a trailer works.


The what the fuck does it matter?(although I do love that they're getting in an Internet slap fight with a troll artist)


Still not funny.

 

[女鬼]

Damn, I was just about to post these! @SteelPlatedHeart , you ninja'd me

IMO, the way they repeatedly and retardedly engage trolls is one of the big indicators this show takes itself 100% seriously and isn't just an elaborate trolling performance or anything.

Think about it: we already know Hayden Black thinks himself the height of wit.
I bet he keeps replying to everything because he believes his amazing clever retorts will put the trolls back in place and show everyone how smart and funny he is.

ETA: Can anyone explain this one?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Damn, I was just about to post these! @SteelPlatedHeart , you ninja'd me

IMO, the way they repeatedly and retardedly engage trolls is one of the big indicators this show takes itself 100% seriously and isn't just an elaborate trolling performance or anything.

Think about it: we already know Hayden Black thinks himself the height of wit.
I bet he keeps replying to everything because he believes his amazing clever retorts will put the trolls back in place and show everyone how smart and funny he is.

ETA: Can anyone explain this one? I just don't get it
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He's(and by he, I mean Hayden, no need to get pissed at me and call me a transphobic asshole on Twitter, Gen Zed) saying "my jokes are worth paying a monthly fee, lol jk jk but not really".

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

Although it can be put right back up, I think Hayden's wikipedia article should be removed, just to see his reaction. We've proven it was written by himself, is no properly formatted, and is not objective in the least.

Let's give him more to whine about.

 

[Hat]

Although it can be put right back up, I think Hayden's wikipedia article should be removed, just to see his reaction. We've proven it was written by himself, is no properly formatted, and is not objective in the least.

Let's give him more to whine about.

So don't talk about it. If you want it down, report the damn thing.

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

So don't talk about it. If you want it down, report the damn thing.

Someone's a step ahead of me, but I'm contributing to the "discussion".

I'll be putting my money where my mouth is. That's the expression, right?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

As long as we're talking stuff to piss Hayden and Julie off, someone show them this.

 

[Count groudon]

The creator of that comic, Julie and Hayden are currently trading potshots at each other.

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And "Shona"insults people who dared to disagree with Julie.

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That's...not even remotely funny.

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Once again, you fail to understand how a trailer works.

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The what the fuck does it matter?(although I do love that they're getting in an Internet slap fight with a troll artist)

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Still not funny.

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"Look at me getting pissed off about a guy misgendering a cartoon character! I'm still the bigger man pew pew!"

 

[millais]

What I want to know at this point is how the heck Hayden managed to rope Dominic Monaghan into this mess. Didn't that guy used to have an actual career? I'd say that he must have needed the money, but given the kind of actors Hayden Black really rates are the ones he doesn't have to pay, that can't be it. I know it's a pretty old joke to suggest that he must have helped Monaghan move a body, but failing that or compromising photographs I really, truly cannot understand why a guy who was in The Lord of the Rings and Lost would have signed on with anything a huckster like Hayden Black had to offer - and playing second fiddle to the maestro himself at that. What on earth is the story there? I can't believe there isn't one.

Maybe he got drunk and lost a bet?

 

[CWCissey]

What I want to know at this point is how the heck Hayden managed to rope Dominic Monaghan into this mess. Didn't that guy used to have an actual career? I'd say that he must have needed the money, but given the kind of actors Hayden Black really rates are the ones he doesn't have to pay, that can't be it. I know it's a pretty old joke to suggest that he must have helped Monaghan move a body, but failing that or compromising photographs I really, truly cannot understand why a guy who was in The Lord of the Rings and Lost would have signed on with anything a huckster like Hayden Black had to offer - and playing second fiddle to the maestro himself at that. What on earth is the story there? I can't believe there isn't one.

I'm guessing he's doing it for the craic. The spelling and context is up to you...

 

[女鬼]

This is a new level of pathetic.

 

[CWCissey]

This is a new level of pathetic.

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Azealea Banks is going to get so much shitposting directed at her and I don't know if she deserves it...

 

[女鬼]

Azealea Banks is going to get so much shitposting directed at her and I don't know if she deserves it...

I don't keep in touch with popular singers all that much, but isn't Azalea Banks kind of a has-been now?

In any event, I don't know how on earth they could think she'd be interested. It's a two-second joke where a dumb character in a terrible cartoon names one or her potted plants after her. Why would she give a fuck?

 

[CWCissey]

I don't keep in touch with popular singers all that much, but isn't Azalea Banks kind of a has-been now?

In any event, I don't know how on earth they could think she'd be interested. It's a two-second joke where a dumb character in a terrible cartoon names one or her potted plants after her. Why would she give a fuck?

I think Azealea Banks was a 'Never Was' as in she was just a flash in the pan that dumbarses held onto for 30 seconds, as is the way for the mainstream music scene these days.

She's not interested, Hayden's getting desperate for allies.

 

[Adamska]

So as an aside, who do you guys think is hosting the Shona account? Some seem to think its Julie but I'm getting Hayden vibes myself. Mainly because the arrogant smugness and limp-wristed zingers fits his failed ideas far more.