Hawk Tuah Love Thread

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

It's more horrifying that it's a viral moment. Do women not really know how to give a good blowjob? Especially when there's millions of hours of material that can show them?

Nothing is happenstance

Apparently they do this with every guest. It really is an amazing prank. Howie Mandel was born in the wrong generation. He'd be the white ishowspeed if he was younger

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Chop Suey on that thingamabob

 

[SanctedElectromagnetism]

DSP if he was actually funny: "aaahh you gotta give em dat bug on dem game mechanics, press on em buttons"

 

[XM-05 Thanatos]

Hawk 2: Uhhhhhh

 

[Absurdity]

Nothing is happenstance

https://youtube.com/watch?v=L5yCthVHn7Q

How else would explain the innate ability to make loads of money off of total bullshit. Time for Tony Hawk Tuah franchise reboot.

 

[DumbDude43]

 

[Butterschmalz]

Wonder if she had the nose job just for going "viral".

 

[Runescape Sperg]

Boomers and redditors fuck off. This thread is a hawk tuah AND skibidi toilet friendly zone

 

[Space Police]

I first heard about this on the radio morning show a couple weeks ago ev&oe I'm terminally online. I put it out of my mind (I didn't even realize it was a sex thing) until discovering this brimmy thread, and now that I know more about it, I can't help but feel sad that this is what normies are into and that you can get famous for this sort of thing. It promotes dangerous sexual behaviour to women and girls, especially those who are just starting to become independent. I'm just glad that in the world I live in, people laugh at basedjacks and schizo spammers, prefer watching obscure robot cartoons, and have a full life with lots of hobbies and new things to learn.

 

[CowPox]

Stop perpetuating stupidity etc.

 

[STARS158]

Wonder if she had the nose job just for going "viral".

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According to the rumours her billionaire father paid for her to be a viral plant, scrubbed all her old internet videos and she went with the "Southern Whore" persona, Since shes known as Hawk Tuah girl I suppose she wants 50k per blowjob? Quite Jewish

 

[Local Farmer]

>me when the zoo keeper says we are going on the hawk tour

hawk tuah the polls

Go tuah the polls

 

[Butterschmalz]

According to the rumours her billionaire father paid for her to be a viral plant, scrubbed all her old internet videos and she went with the "Southern Whore" persona, Since shes known as Hawk Tuah girl I suppose she wants 50k per blowjob? Quite Jewish

Got her own podcast now too, not sure about Israeli army though

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Let me know if she ever shows her feet pics.

Only then will I decide if I like her or not.

 

[STARS158]

Got her own podcast now too, not sure about Israeli army though

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If she lived in Israel past 18 she would've had mandatory military service for two years, plenty of time to get the Hawk Tuah skills up

 

[legtard respecter]

sorry i hate hawk tuah i was lying

 

[Mr. Frank Einstein Ràtheo]

Got her own podcast now too, not sure about Israeli army though

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Did you see her on Howie Mandel’s show discovering she is 97%+ Ashkenazi?

The story goes that she was raised by her grandparents. Classic case of the orphan Jew? There would be no Santa Clause were it not for runaway Jew parents.

Howie says Hawk Tuah is a Hebrew word. I can’t find the Hebrew spelling of it anywhere, though phonetically it is Hey ה Waw ו‎ Kaph כ Taw ת Waw ו. No telling whether there might be an Aleph or an An in there because these “Jews” make up vowels arbitrarily.

So translating it phonetically to written ancient Hebrew, Hawk Tuah means “Understanding ה into ו‎ the hand כ of death ת secured ו” according to the ancient pre-Aramaic letter values.

“Understanding into the hand of death secured”. Seems a ו reassurance ו of Shoah שואה.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

By giving her a big podcast they denied us from getting some low-quality porn eventually like with the Octomom or mattress girl (her second "art project" had a BJ and shots of her flat butt).

 

[raspberry mocha]

I'm pro Hawk Tuah now just because she pisses certain people off.