Have You Used the Gay Defense Before?

[TandySmile]

The Gay Defense would be used in a scenario where you pissed off someone or multiple people and calmed them down by saying "I'm gay". Other LBGTQIAP+ shit would work also.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I've seen someone else do it. It never works, just like "I have black friends".

 

[JethroTullamore]

Nah, usually I just drop to my knees and suck their dicks, that generally calms them down.

 

[TandySmile]

I've seen someone else do it. It never works, just like "I have black friends".

What would you consider to be the factors that lead to failure?

 

[Tony Vivaldi]

Fabian did it to get out of the draft, and so did Dick Contino (sorta). They both fucked up their careers.

Shit don't work now, at least for the draft. In fact they want faggots to sign right up.

 

[JethroTullamore]

What would you consider to be the factors that lead to failure?

Probably not sucking their dicks.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

What would you consider to be the factors that lead to failure?

Speaking to a leftist.

 

[TandySmile]

Probably not sucking their dicks.

Very true. The other gay way would be to stroke their egos.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Very true. The other gay way would be to stroke their egos.

Oh I stroke them alright, just not their egos.

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

The Gay Defense is preventative in nature. It only has power if you use it early and often. If somebody's actually accusing you of something, it's already too late.

 

[Catler]

I've seen someone else do it. It never works, just like "I have black friends".

I mean yah, the stereotypical straight man claiming he's gay isn't going to be very convincing.

You just know he's going to rush it, screw up the delivery, and have zero confidence when saying it. I mean it's not like any of these dude's went to drama class.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I've claimed to be gay so I don't offend someone I'm rejecting. That count?

 

[Fag Albert]

ya i tell people im fag albert and they understand that im just a fat retarded homo

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

gay panic defense
look it up

 

[Cats]

lol no...what're you, fuckin GAY?!

 

[Moths]

No but it is pretty funny to call something autistic and when someome is inevitably baited into saying "dude thats offensive"
And hitting back with the "whoa bro are you trying to say being autistic is bad?"