Have you had enough to drink yet?

[NJBear]

Would you have sex with this?

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If you answer "maybe", it's time to put the bottle down.

If you answer "yes", it's time to join AA.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Nope. I'm banging the liquor bottle.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Mmmm. Jiggly.

 

[King Fructose]

What if you already have?

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

I'm not a slavshit or fingol so nope, I'm not drunk.

 

[libRT]

I drank myself sick, still would not.

 

[Lorgar]

Not yet

 

[Red Hood]

I'd sooner bite my bottle of scotch and chew the glass.