Have you ever wrote fan fiction?

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

I'm tired of you people not sharing embarrassing details of your personal lives on the website for making fun of embarrassing details of personal lives. Confess your fan fiction writing.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Real question should be "Have you ever published fan fiction?" Anyone can write a shitty fan fic, but not everyone can publish that fan fic. That's reserved for faggots and cat ladies.

 

[Ventrue]

Give me a week and a few bottles of Port wine I'll see what embarrassing Twilight fanfiction I could come up with.

 

[YWNBAM]

Did as a kid. Basically I just mashed up together several franchises I liked into a long ass "dark and edgy' plot I had no idea how to write, and dropped it after a few chapters. The spelling and capslock were atrocious.

 

[skykiii]

Sadly yes, and I won't say for what shows.

I will say, however, that it taught me some valuable lessons... most notably that fanfic audiences have bizarre expectations that are nothing like what a more general audience would have.

It was probably good training in some ways, but these days I can't justify going back to it.

 

[Ratboy Genius]

Yes, on wattpad, when I was like 12. Mainly one based on Warriors, and one based on Wings of Fire (both kids book series). Not gonna describe them of course because I'm pretty sure they're still public...

 

[Jean was a friend of mine]

I wrote Megaman fighting alongside Samus action fanfics when I was a toddler if that counts.

 

[Nod Flenders]

No, I have not.

 

[Fishnumm]

yeah i posted it here too

Spoiler: the greatest story ever told

[]KINGCORBAJFS CREEPYPASTA
by xX_epikusername420_Xx

(an: dis is 4 skool and stuff i am faling so pointars would be noice)
[/]one day cobes was sittin in his char he was waering the green jacket also the piehigh hat and sum gothic ringz. i wnat achol he though TWU so he when on dordash and it waz normanal and stuff but like the comparter screen was glitchy and staticlly and there weer sum typos but otter than dat it was normanal. he brought nikolais vodka (NAZI ZOMBIES TWU!!!!) and peach snopes some tim later he hard sum knockin on da door so he went there.

it wasnt the hot dordash lady it was... clint. hus face scorned fuck cobres thought "hi dad he said" clint said nuthing bak. something was off about clint hes eyes were all bloddy and hyper realistic. cobes was gunna sit down and wach da obsborns when clont said "YOU HAVE GONE LIVE WHEN I SAID YOU COULDNT BOY!!! I AM SENDING YOU TO A GROUP HOME" "NOOO!1!111!!!" josh said u cant do tdat! "ya-huh" clunt saud bak warlard in da back started coughin in dedress.

you ned to pak nowwww josh clint remanded josh packd some fiery fish pizza mtn dew hard boiled eggs and gothic clothes also packed sum playboys (awesome) ozzy cds the osbornes dvds his ozzy signature shon and his double barel shotgun (checkov gun amiright) clint drovr him to the home.

when he areived da blak ordarly showed him to his bedroom it was all... PINK AND STUDF oh nos cobes said. luckily he brought some blak sparypaint to make wands wit so he could paint da walls blak and make em goffik. aw hell fucking yeah cobra shouted wheen he waz done. sudennly da blak oderly rushs in and sayed your fumes have poised upstars retarded tentants and they ar dying wtf dood and cobes said "fuck my life toobz" the oderly kicked him in the baals. OW corba sayed loudly he took his pant and his sparyed it in the blak mans eyes blindin him permanitly for life cobra bravly said "STOP KICKING ME IN THE BALLS IM SICK OF IT" all the other inmates said TWU GOTHIC KINGCOBRA ROCKS.

that litle stunt got cobresn loked hin solotary confindmant for a fortnite (reel tim mesarment not lieing my granpa said) but he had his pipe tobako and vodka up his sleeve to drink and smoke so he was good he made dank food haks with the group hom maels and stuf. he arrived an hero when the leadars let him out praise cobras magic the inmates said fuck sickos they all said. he was brav for standin up to the corput blak man he abused his grilferd and stuff

cobra was rellay cool the group home though he was a god and like stuf everyone ther joined the corba kult and tatooed the symbol onn thar armes (it is NOT a penis) he had a haram of alive concenting non related of age cisgingered gothik femals to have sex with hottly. it was awesome. one week however a goblin walked in scarrely...

it had scabs and the same hyper realistic eyez as... clint??????? wtf cobar thunk to himsalf. the golbin waddled ovar to our hero and said i am a "e racist/singar" huh kingcobrajfs though "famlair" the goblin was week and unmusicallar unlik josh and was baldr too and did not smell good like Bond Tactical Soap.

the goblun spoke in borken american "me chance walkenz frum akron ohio"!!! IT WAS................... CYRAX

holy shit cobra though he spinted to his blak room and grabed his shotgun he loaded and locked and pumped it so he coud shot it at the troll known as cyraxx. he shooted the fuck outta the pedo goblone and kiled him dead pianfuly. fuck yeah codra thought while pumping his shotgon (czechovs gun btw) badassly with his fangirls around he sreached raxxs body he was FROM ISIS holy shit.

cyraxx had the same hyperrealsic eyes as the gaurds and as... clint!!! cobea and the other group homes inmeets killed the blak isis oderlees and cobra got into this cool gothic blak harse and drove it to caspar. the inmats gave him circles of protectictions

he went to clints door and said fuck you dad and killed clunt cooly and with the shotgun bloody and clints hypar realitic isis eyes flew acoress da room josh pumped his gun again a job weel done TDWMU fuck isis sickos.

later trump sendt him a letar congartalating him on defeated isis also his troles were membars of isis too and trump killed em all with nukes and solgars with an-94s and m1911s some even had acrs and interventions in da graet trole wars cobres helped with hes magic and shoutgun. trump remade big ben into a gotchic clok towar dream house for him and all his fan girls ozzy and val killmore looked down frum hell saying fuck yeah thats gothic king cobra TWU TWU TWU they chanted puff came outta hibarnation and came to cobra our perfct hero TWU.

the end

rip ozzy fuck sickos and his troles

thanks 4 readin

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I'm too uncreative. "I want to bone Pam and Angela from The Office" is about as specific as I get.

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

No, I promise

 

[Incongruous]

Back in 2023 I tried to join an erotic obesity group on Facebook and I had to have an AO3 account and some writings to prove that I actually cared about the community that was being developed for an invite link... I was retarded enough to use my real name in the bio so people could actually see the things that I wrote about, but the archiving charade and the fallout from that is a story for another day. Anyways, I wrote about being squished, massaged and consumed by the fat rolls of a wrestler aptly named "Vacuum Fat" from the BDSM-inspired short film, Kick Heart. The film was popularized by a fan-made music video for Buttercup by Jack Stauber. I'm pretty sure everyone here's seen it.

Character-development wise, it was one of the better erotic fictions that I've published in my time on AO3, and thinking back, if I would have posted it on fanfiction.net there would have been less of a chance for some asshole to archive it and send it to my grandma the day after thanksgiving. So, yeah. That's an embarrassing detail of my personal life.

 

[OrionBalls]

I had a LJ and a Geocities page. Do those count?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I did as a kid. It was featured on a then-popular website. It was my first and only fanfic I ever wrote. Technically I drafted a couple other things, but never finished nor submitted them anywhere.

 

[fist_of_khonshu]

Yea, I wrote gay fanfic about Twoface when I was in Highschool and that shit still sits up to this day on Wattpad. Additionally I thought I was really fucking funny and wrote gay porn between Trump x Putin and somehow it got popular before Wattpad struck it down. I cannot remember what the fucking Fanfic Was called.
Everytime my buddy reminds me of it we read it on call, ebcause I have the original google doc on our old shared account and I die a little more inside.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Yes, but I've posted very little of it online. Partly because most of it never made it past one chapter or even *I* thought it was too bad to post. I did also have a phase where I wrote deliberately bad fanfiction as a joke using the most 2007 DeviantArt tropes and banning myself from using the backspace button on the keyboard.

I think it's great for young writers as practice and I actually suggest it for people learning a new language. Even if it's something incredibly stupid like "Let's go to Wal-Mart with Naruto".

 

[Pruto]

I did it in fanfiction.net when I was a child, all of them were brutal trollfics, one of them was an antisemitic retelling of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets featuring George W Bush, another was a "T Rated" BDSM centered story about Pokemon and also a "musical" written like a play plagiarizing Lady Gaga songs about a gay romance between Jesus and Judas.

Got a lot of triggered thumblerites "review" my shit stories and the site itself took over a year to ban me.

Good times.

 

[Colress]

Yes, a number of times. Sometimes I write long strings of it in DMs with friends offsite. Not roleplaying, just straight up writing fanfic in short bursts.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I wrote a 200 word essay about Rouge the Bat's feet

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

yeah I wrote King Kong fanfic about ya mum