Have You Ever Pissed Into a Cup while Driving because You Were Drunk or Whatever

Only assholes drink and drive.

And if you're in a city, you can find a gas station or fast food joint to piss. If you're in the country, you can go under a bridge or behind one of those piles of rocks the DOT likes to make every few miles. Literally no excuse to piss in a cup.

Have some class. Jesus.
 
Well I have done something like that. I was riding in the car with my dad on the way to camp, and I just had an entire coke from McDonald’s. I had to piss and I just couldn’t wait until we got there, so I pissed in the empty cup. Unfortunately, I had a boner so the piss went everywhere. Fun times.
 
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