have you ever peed so hard it made your dick tip hurt?

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i like biting small sections off of a full row of Pull-n-Peel® Twizzlers© and pretending they are miniature bundles of old-timey dynamite, I am a great big giant beast and I eat the dynamite but I am so big and powerful that I cant even feel it exploding inside. The people on the ground are terrified because of how ineffective their ruse of tricking me into eating the dynamite was, and I laugh at them loud enough to explode their hearts within their chests
 
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i like biting small sections off of a full row of Pull-n-Peel® Twizzlers© and pretending they are miniature bundles of old-timey dynamite, I am a great big giant beast and I eat the dynamite but I am so big and powerful that I cant even feel it exploding inside. The people on the ground are terrified because of how ineffective their ruse of tricking me into eating the dynamite was, and I laugh at them loud enough to explode their hearts within their chests
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Isn't your penis shaped like a big twizzler? Are you sure you're not just simulating your fantasy of tearing apart your cock?
 
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I once coomed so hard I pulled a muscle in my back.
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