Have you all Space Lanced today? - because I have

[From The Uncanny Valley]

 

[Crichax]

Quality taste. I've watched some of Tekkaman Blade and I love what I've seen.

 

[Clop]

That's the most heterosexual pair of spurs I've seen.

 

[DuckSucker]

EDIT: Aw shit I thought this was the kiwi farms morning wank reminder thread. You need to pick a less ambiguous title, OP. WTF is a space lance if not a penis euphemism?

 

[The Cunting Death]

LANCED.com

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

I was hoping for pointers on lancing my boils using aerospace technology. Needless to say I left sorely disappointed.

3/10

At least it had big Asian robots.

 

[Tism the Return]

space lariat >>>>>>>>>> space lance

 

[XYZpdq]

GIANT BEACH BALL