Have you activated your almonds yet?

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

I need some for a cake, you know?

 

[Lake]

Oh you hipsters and your waterlogged nuts

 

[Optimum Cockfag]

Gen Z.: I can't afford a house because of stupid boomers.

Also Gen Z: $6/lb. almonds are beneath me. Do you have anything in the $40/lb. range?

 

[Dysnomia]

I don't have any almonds. I have half a tube of peanuts though.

 

[Racist Trash]

Pistachios salted are better.

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

My almonds are covered in sea salt and dark chocolate

 

[Lake]

 

[PeggieBigCock]

I’m milking mine

 

[Ratboy Genius]

it's no almond november

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Bitch my almonds are always active.

 

[A Gay Retard]

it takes a gallon of water to grow a single almond

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

it takes a gallon of water to grow a single almond

Now imagine how much water an entire herd of them needs.