💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest, subpoenaed by the US state for sanctions violation.

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This seems so comedically outrageously ostentatious that even for a sex pest commie like Hasan my brain is having a difficult time rationalizing how it could possibly be real and anything but some kind of irony. How do you just have that in the open? Congrats, pooproach, you have managed to spin my brain around so fast that it's desperately trying to copesplain the fetish of a turknigger I want dead. I think I have whiplash now.
>inb4 he claims that Mossad broke into his house and put it there to make him look bad.
ETHAN KLEIN PUT THAT THERE TO DESTROY ME
 
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A fucking dog fursuit

Hasan!! PLACE!!

*Shits his diapee uwu*
 
A fucking dog fursuit
Technically speaking, he's not fursuiting, he's "poodling." By only wearing the paws and the head, it wouldn't be considered a proper fursuit and would be outright banned at several furry conventions.

If Hasan is going to be so helpfully specific that he's not merely a diaperfur, but a crinkle fur, then we should be equally specific: He's a poodling crinkle fur.

What am I doing with my life.

EDIT: I just realized, since the time he explained its origins on stream, he's moved it from the bookshelf to hanging at eye level on his wall. Bruh, why?
 
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I'm not sure why I want to know, but why?
No reason beyond pedantic, autistic gatekeeping. "REAL fursuits only!" Something about protecting the sanctity of fursuiting; the real fursuiters put all that time into their suits so it's not fair that someone poodling can swoop in and steal their thunder, yadda yadda yadda.
 
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