💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest, subpoenaed by the US state for sanctions violation.

It depends. If they find something heavy, he is going to face consequences. The trip alone isn't enough but if they have more stuff on him, they will use them. Don't assume he has nothing incriminating. They will ask him about his friend, he will throw them under the bus, he will be let free and he will be arrested on a later date after what they found on him get investigated.
Nothing happens to leftist agents in the US. You can bomb federal buildings and you and your accomplices will get a few years in prison at most and comfy activist gigs to retire on as long as your politics are leftist. The roach will be fine unfortunately
 
Nothing happens to leftist agents in the US. You can bomb federal buildings and you and your accomplices will get a few years in prison at most and comfy activist gigs to retire on as long as your politics are leftist. The roach will be fine unfortunately
Never say never. We have seen many changes over the years. Even this subpoena was thought to be unlikely.
 
To squash anyone's hopes about what will happen, my guess is as follows:
1) Hasan will hire a team of lawyers who will weigh his options
2) Those lawyers will either decide that the case is:
2a) Frivolous
2b) Winnable, but will take enough time to beat in court
2c) A death sentence

Depending on how the lawyers decide, Hasan will:
3a) Farm it for clout while the lawyers easily prove to a court the case is frivolous
3b) Genuinely unsure, but most likely Hasan won't want the heat from this so he will do the same as 3c
3c) Hasan will literally snitch on any and every source of funding and cut any deal possible to avoid getting fined and/or going to prison

I don't think there's any chance he goes to prison. Just my 2c
 
Even if he doesn't go to prison, I want some kind of long term consequence for Hasan. Like more and more people refusing to do anything with him, even getting abandoned by his orbiters (fat chance) or something.
 
To squash anyone's hopes about what will happen, my guess is as follows:
Squash what? For now he is just going to be questioned. Prison time isn't at play unless they find something while searching his stuff or interrogating him. The Cuba trip will land him a fine, a search of his electronics and being put in a list that sees him getting detained at airports. There might be more stuff later but that is it for now.
 
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Hasan's shock collar remote has been seen on his desk in one of Hasan's Christmas streams x LSF
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Close up of the remote
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The red object around the dog walker's neck appears to be a shock collar remote:
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Someone pointed out that the remote was a different color in these, and that made me wonder why... and then I remembered that he cut the prongs off the old shock collar and must have had to buy a new one :story::story::story:
 
An interesting Hasan item showed up in an article from Columbia University's newspaper.

There was some Palestine group cry session (where wife of lolcow Ben Collins and failed carpetbagger politician, Kat Abughazaleh, attended) and apparently Hasan was supposed to be a headline speaker but cancelled the day of...for some reason.

The relevant portion:
Fatima Majid, BC ’28, told Spectator she attended the event partly in anticipation of leftist Twitch streamer Hasan Piker’s attendance.

Piker, who was initially set to headline the event, did not attend. During the panel, Mahdawi attributed Piker’s absence to “attacks and targeting that he has been going through from the right and the left” following the shooting at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner the weekend prior.

An organizer of the event later told Spectator that Piker’s cancellation was confirmed the day of the event.

I assume Hasan is scared of something as otherwise he wouldn't deny the opportunity to bask in the attention of his fellow ghouls.
 
Hasan may be banned from entering the UK.
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A Labour MP has called for a prominent US live-streamer to be barred from entering the UK, urging the Home Office to revoke his visa ahead of a scheduled appearance at a London festival.

David Taylor, the MP for Hemel Hempstead, stated that Hasan Piker's presence would be "not conducive to the public good."

Mr Piker, a significant online personality with over three million followers on Twitch and more than 1.5 million on X, is listed as a speaker at London SXSW in early June.

He is set to participate in an event titled "How the American Left Learned to Speak the Internet."

The festival itself champions him as "redefining what political commentary looks like in the digital age," highlighting that his live streams reach more than 30,000 people daily.

However, the live-streamer has faced considerable backlash over several controversial comments.
 
An interesting Hasan item showed up in an article from Columbia University's newspaper.

There was some Palestine group cry session (where wife of lolcow Ben Collins and failed carpetbagger politician, Kat Abughazaleh, attended) and apparently Hasan was supposed to be a headline speaker but cancelled the day of...for some reason.

The relevant portion:


I assume Hasan is scared of something as otherwise he wouldn't deny the opportunity to bask in the attention of his fellow ghouls.
Well for one, the country isn't being run by people who will just let communists run around and do whatever the fuck they want. Two, Hasan has made a habit of blatantly committing crimes on camera and seeing how far he can stretch the Brandenburg test and now that someone has finally asked him for information about that? Well, he's now roaching out.
 
Hasan could be convicted and sentenced to a supermax for his support international terrorism and treason against the US state and he still wouldn't be banned from Twitch.
Think they'd let him stream from his cell?
Stay tuned for the Hasan stream where he's awkwardly trying to sit down while detailing his encounter with a secret Mossad agent that made him drop the soap.
 
Hassan ended up going live tonight in Newark, New Jersey, where anti-ICE demonstrators have been clashing with law enforcement the last several nights.

Apologies for not having video handy- I’m ill and can’t be assed to rip right now, sorry - but his appearance ended with him being heckled at by a member of the local Black Panthers and having to retreat on camera. Funny shit.
 
Hassan ended up going live tonight in Newark, New Jersey, where anti-ICE demonstrators have been clashing with law enforcement the last several nights.

Apologies for not having video handy- I’m ill and can’t be assed to rip right now, sorry - but his appearance ended with him being heckled at by a member of the local Black Panthers and having to retreat on camera. Funny shit.
Kill redditors, behead redditors, roundhouse kick a redditor into a woodchipper, etc.
 
"Go back to your desk top you dog abuser" :lit:
"Go suck Dan Clancy's dick."
"You think abusing dogs is sexy you weird ass bitch?
"Your dog got a shock collar?"
"He's a dog abuser. Why you condoning a dog abuser?"
"Take your dog out of the cage man. Let your dog breathe, brother. Animals deserve rights too".

All the people confronting the heckler were white women. Hasan hides behind pussy.
 
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