💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest, subpoenaed by the US state for sanctions violation.

There is no martyrdom no matter how much Hasan, his fans and supporters try to spin the subpoena as such.
People move on fast,especially on the internet. Give it a decade, and most people won't even remember who he is outside of a few niche circles.
Hasan only got his fame because of his Uncle. Without his family connection he'll be as irrelevant as his orbiters.
 

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Crossposting from A+H:

Deciding he wasn't fucked enough, Hasan essentially admitted to being an agent of the CCP and named the billionaire that's funding him + CODE PINK.

https://x.com/thestustustudio/status/2059018248478146896

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He's also mad that Mamdani won't rescue him:

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https://x.com/KaivanShroff/status/2058933692253307308

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Look at this little turkroach wearing his big boy clothes! He even went out and bought a tie! He must feel SOOO important being investigated by the feds.

I bet he won't be feeling so big if the feds cut of the flow of chink money to Twitch and cause him to lose his special treatment.
 
He's likely going to get an expensive lawyer and shut up about it. Frogan only raised $35,000. That wouldn't last a month. Hasanabi is wealthier. I think he's still going to do a crowdfund and position himself as "anti-MAGA" to maximise the grift.

Hasan will get a very expensive lawyer who will naturally tell him to shut the hell up. A cheap one will do this too, but for Hasan the idea of hiring anything other than a $1,000/hr lawyer would ruin his aesthetic. Of course, Hasan isn't the type of person who's capable of following that advice. He's such a narcissist that he really believes that he's the smartest person in the room and he'll fuck up and say something. Even if he does nothing but plead the fifth in front of Congress while his lawyer gives his death glares and kicks under the table to remind him, he'll just brag about what really happened later on his stream when someone in his chat gets him worked up. Unless his lawyer can get him to stop streaming until everything is over, he'll hang himself eventually.

He's also that sort of person who will absolutely roll over on everyone else if he even thinks he might catch a charge. As much as he likes to front his machismo persona, he's a rat bitch that will throw anyone under the bus who isn't family and maybe even some that are if it would let him get out clean. One way or another, his career will be completely ruined by this. Either he loses face and the lefty crab bucket devours him in a scramble for his prior position or he betrays them and becomes a complete pariah.

The absolute peek outcome would be if Hasan turns on the rest of them to get off scot-free himself and has try to turn into a rightwing grifter to have any kind of audience if only for the sheer narcissistic audacity of it all. Hasan is a consummate grifter and would do it all with a straight face if it got him paid.
 
I never know what is going to happen but if I was somebody in power and mad at a particular political persuasion, I don't know if I could think of a better person to string up than Hasan Piker. He's very unlikable, connected to a lot of people, and completely unimportant in the grand scheme of things. Then there's all the clips of him talking about how it's okay to be violent and whatnot, plenty of stuff to throw on Fox and twitter to justify a roach roast. Hell, I'd slap down the dog shocking while I was at it. Could be that I'm just hopeful but I don't know... doesn't look good for old pinhead...
 
Let's be real, Hasan is not going to jail for this. I'm not saying that the roach will scurry away scot-free, but Hasan is not an organizer.
Stochastic terrorism is still a form of terrorism, and at least 1 of the Trump shooters was a fan of this faggot. I'm not a fan of jailing people based on what they say, but when retard fans of your are following up on your bombastic "KILL THEM, KILL THEM IN THE STREETS, LET THE STREETS FLOW RED WITH THEIR CAPITALIST BLOOD" bullshit, how much does it take before you're actually culpable
 
Do we have a primer or dossier somewhere on who Roy Singham is? I haven't heard that name before.


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This is the weird thing that someone pointed out on X, how does Hasan know to refer to Neville as Roy? The only place that refers to Neville as Roy is worth.com:

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and the google result for his company biography. The current biography is sparse and doesn't refer to Neville as Roy directly:

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But an archive of the website from August 7th 2023 shows otherwise:


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Hasan isn't reading old archive links or worth.com, how was he able to be familiar enough with Neville to use the correct nickname?
 
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