💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest, subpoenaed by the US state for sanctions violation.

I don't know what you're talking about, that's a happy dog right there. It's clearly being fed the best treats, getting taken care of and wants for nothing
Unlike the people of Cuba, she gets plenty of electricity. And Hasan, the philanthropist that he is, prefers to keep his generous electrical donations to Kaya secret.
 
Half of his streams sometimes are just him getting angry at Asmon Gold. Like, seriously, how how do you get that angry at the guy? I mean, I know he's kind of disgusting, but seriously, when you're losing to Asman Gold of all people, I think you've really lost the plot.
Also, he's 100 percent still allowed to travel in Turkey. His dad lives in Turkey. Yeah, he's totally banned. The son of a prominent Turkish political figure who is friends with the former Prime Minister, totally banned from Turkey.
 
Also, he's 100 percent still allowed to travel in Turkey. His dad lives in Turkey. Yeah, he's totally banned. The son of a prominent Turkish political figure who is friends with the former Prime Minister, totally banned from Turkey.
I assume he's avoiding mandatory military service but I don't know if Turkey even has that.
 
and if you didn't know, Hasan surely loves his huge silly looking baggy pants.

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Am i crazy? Would Hasan wear baggy pants and chunky boots to mask his feet size? 🤔
 
  • Military conscription in Turkey is mandatory for all males between the ages of 20-41. No exceptions for those born with the turkish nationality (nephew's parents are both turkish so it doesn't matter if he wasn't born in Turkey). At best you can delay it because of education or health.
  • There's bedelli, which effectively renders the standard 6 month service into one if daddy roach pays a fee. Apparently daddy roach couldn't even risk this for his precious failson or he didn't have the clout or money to go for it.
  • Consciously avoiding the service is punishable with fines, potential imprisonment, being barred from public and official jobs, travel restrictions and being branded in your national identity number from banking and legal services. All countries that force their young into conscription grant you a document that says you did it, nephew like Amos Yee doesn't have his.
  • Based on this neat article by a Turkish law firm on the topic of dual citizens evading military service, the moment the nephew crosses into Turkish territory, he is likely to get detained and based on previous incidents dealing with border authorities, he is going to get grilled.
He doesn't believe he is banned in Turkey. He isn't that stupid. He knows he's fucked if the Turks had the reach to drag him back home, specially because there's a clip of him saying his dad purposely didn't want him to do it.
 
  • Military conscription in Turkey is mandatory for all males between the ages of 20-41. No exceptions for those born with the turkish nationality (nephew's parents are both turkish so it doesn't matter if he wasn't born in Turkey). At best you can delay it because of education or health.
  • There's bedelli, which effectively renders the standard 6 month service into one if daddy roach pays a fee. Apparently daddy roach couldn't even risk this for his precious failson or he didn't have the clout or money to go for it.
  • Consciously avoiding the service is punishable with fines, potential imprisonment, being barred from public and official jobs, travel restrictions and being branded in your national identity number from banking and legal services. All countries that force their young into conscription grant you a document that says you did it, nephew like Amos Yee doesn't have his.
  • Based on this neat article by a Turkish law firm on the topic of dual citizens evading military service, the moment the nephew crosses into Turkish territory, he is likely to get detained and based on previous incidents dealing with border authorities, he is going to get grilled.
He doesn't believe he is banned in Turkey. He isn't that stupid. He knows he's fucked if the Turks had the reach to drag him back home, specially because there's a clip of him saying his dad purposely didn't want him to do it.
Hasan is the kind of idiot that will have a horrible time in the army. He is a cry-bully and normal bullies will smell blood in the water upon entry. He is guaranteed to say something that gets him into trouble with the wrong people. Not having his fans to suck his dick will give him depression as well. Look at his Cuba (lack of) Power Trip: The moment he run out of internet, he run. His father knows him very well. He knows he raised a snowflake that is only alive because he has money.
 
Hasan is the kind of idiot that will have a horrible time in the army. He is a cry-bully and normal bullies will smell blood in the water upon entry. He is guaranteed to say something that gets him into trouble with the wrong people. Not having his fans to suck his dick will give him depression as well. Look at his Cuba (lack of) Power Trip: The moment he run out of internet, he run. His father knows him very well. He knows he raised a snowflake that is only alive because he has money.
I'd love to for him to try and undermine his commanding officer's authority and then get kicked in the fucking teeth. And this is also the Turkish army US army. You can't beat this shit out of people in the Turkish. showed me he'd get his ass beat.
 
I'd love to for him to try and undermine his commanding officer's authority and then get kicked in the fucking teeth. And this is also the Turkish army US army. You can't beat this shit out of people in the Turkish. showed me he'd get his ass beat.
He is the kind that will call his superior a fascist out of reflex and will never be allowed to forget it. He would be the butt off every joke. That is, unless he pays everyone with food and drinks all the time.
 
Remember how I said Hasan and his fans argue with the same cadence as a high school girl?
Hasan is trying to boost his ego a bit by pushing the "Ethan is an obsessed stalker" narrative again by retweeting a false post from @hasanabiprod, a troll account made in reference to @h3h3producitions, a H3 fan account impersonating Ethan after he abandoned Twitter post-Oct 7 (the accounts are rebrands of older fan accounts that used to have different names)
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800+ is a made up number, but Ethan does post a lot of Instagram stories in general. Ethan denies this and only says he's made 15 stories about Hasan.

I'm more inclined to believe him since a (different) Hasan fan made a compilation supposedly including every mention of Hasan that Ethan has made:
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but it most of it is shit extremely loosely related to Hasan, like anything having to do with Idubbbz, Palestine (as we all know, if you support Palestinian sovreignty, you MUST support Hasan Piker, there's no way you can support Palestine and dislike Hasan), Ana Kasparian/TYT, Tim Houthee Chalamet, Denims:
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and shit that doesn't even remotely relate to Hasan, like his beef with Markiplier,
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him posting about having COVID,
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and his beef with Taylor Lorenz:
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One of them is him singing the praises of AB, a Lebanese member of his podcast:
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None of which have anything to do with Hasan.

All of these are from last year or even older, but that doesn't matter to Hasan's fans. The post serves its purpose by existing and making the claim that all 50 seconds of the video are about Hasan. Hasan's fans will never actually watch the video, but they will share it and regurgitate its claim as fact:
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Ethan Klein needs to be ARRESTED for daring to talk about Hasan! He's like a literal stalker yo!

This account just straight up fucking lies.
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That "300,000" number includes any time the name "Hasan" is mentioned on Twitter (Hasan is one of the most common first and last names in the middle east fyi). That "300,000" number includes every single one of Hasan's supporters defending him. But it'll twist reality just to bolster Hasan's ego.
Cross posting and working on archive, my hands are kinda tied up at the moment though. Apparently, Hasan and friends may have killed a bunch of people inadvertently.
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This was meant to be a "Look at how evil America is" style post:
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This idiot who originally "reported" on it is part of the "aid flotilla" and was most likely at Kneecap's concert which took place right as the rest of Cuba ran out of power:
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Barely even a fucking day in, he spent his time glazing the Cuban government and doing the same orientalist shit every other Leftist does, treating the Cuban people as some sort of noble savages who all share one revolutionary mindset and all also have magical cures for every ailment somehow:
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This idiot and his other dipshit leftists were responsible for that blackout, but they'll never allow themselves to reflect enough to actually make that connection, because that might make them feel some level of guilt for causing direct, provable harm to the noble beasts they claim to care about.
 
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Hasan is the kind of idiot that will have a horrible time in the army. He is a cry-bully and normal bullies will smell blood in the water upon entry.
I'd love to for him to try and undermine his commanding officer's authority and then get kicked in the fucking teeth. And this is also the Turkish army US army. You can't beat this shit out of people in the Turkish. showed me he'd get his ass beat.
I love the spirit but let's face it, we are giving too much credit to the nephew if we think he has the stones to call a drill sergeant a fascist to his face.

He's a roided, undisciplined manchild that kicks like a quadriplegic granny and punches like a retarded toddler. Daddy roach probably knew that his softie frat boy of a failson wouldn't be able to withstand even one month of having to obey someone else 's orders and engage in constant physical effort so he sent him to get an education in the greatest country on Earth where he failed to get laid with non fatties and despite having a master's can only use it to use streaming as a day job while his mum brings him his tendies and his chair gives the hottest political takes known to man.

Mandatory conscription is fucking retarded but you have any idea how much of a weak retard, as an elite failson mind you, you have to be to make me side with the fucking military? The army brats that are like 40% of who still joins the military only use it as a social club. The ones they send to die to keep petrol cheap are the poorfags. And still, the nephew makes me believe in American Imperialism as God's given right to America as if Theodore Roosevelt himself rose from the dead and said it.
 
I love the spirit but let's face it, we are giving too much credit to the nephew if we think he has the stones to call a drill sergeant a fascist to his face.
Stones? No. Reflex? Yes. All his debate skills can be summed up as "calls people "fascists" whenever he is upset". He does it automatically at this point. He will call a superior such and he will get into a lot of trouble. Or even a better liked conscript. He does not stop himself.

He's a roided, undisciplined manchild that kicks like a quadriplegic granny and punches like a retarded toddler. Daddy roach probably knew that his softie frat boy of a failson wouldn't be able to withstand even one month of having to obey someone else 's orders and engage in constant physical effort so he sent him to get an education in the greatest country on Earth where he failed to get laid with non fatties and despite having a master's can only use it to use streaming as a day job while his mum brings him his tendies and his chair gives the hottest political takes known to man.

Mandatory conscription is fucking retarded but you have any idea how much of a weak retard, as a elite failson mind you, you have to be to make me side with the fucking military? The army brats that are like 40% of who still joins the military only use it as a social club. The ones they send to die to keep petrol cheap are the poorfags. And still, the nephew makes me believe in American Imperialism as God's given right to America as if Theodore Roosevelt himself said himself.
This basically but I will add that his money will make him a target for others too. Him being disliked by the superiors will be a detriment unless his father pays them to protect him. Not that it matters all that much. He will never go to Turkey.
 
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