💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest, subpoenaed by the US state for sanctions violation.

[Fats McGee]

He's melting down because lying seemingly doesn't work this time; says he hates his whole identity:

Retard who's been rewarded for being a retard his entire life with riches and fame beyond comprehension is shocked after his golden horseshoe falls out of his ass and he can't stumble his way out of a situation - More at 11!

 

[Jean was a friend of mine]

He's melting down because lying seemingly doesn't work this time; says he hates his whole identity:

rapidsave.com_hasan_is_crashing_out_saying_he_would_have_gone-1unh16hoaqvf1.mp4

I coped this off of LSF: https://www.reddit.com/r/Livestream...an_is_crashing_out_saying_he_would_have_gone/

I can only say one thing:
SUFFAH HASAN, SUFFAH BIIIIIISH

 

[Julie Newmar]

Instead of thinking about how this is what it took, I ask you to fully soak in the panic and despair in his voice when he talks like this. He's always been a huge narcissist and would constantly get one guy-ed over the years. Now that one guy is in the thousands

Please, please, if the erection persists for another 45 minutes I’m supposed to call my doctor.

 

[KURDISH KANGAL]

That's great, Pinky. We're all very impressed with your autistic obsession with historical rule exceptions.

Modern neo nazi and islamist also use the word revolution.

people are talking about "genZ revolutions" to describe whats happening in nepal and morroco.

Its just a common word.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I feel like Hasan really hates Asmongold because Asmongold is lower middle class/ lower class and now is a peer to him. Hasan is actually rich and born into a class of wealth that is fantastically small. I think having Asmon be a peer eats at him. This fucking red neck slob who at times has a roach infested house can dunk on him. It’s demoralizing and now the hits keep coming.

I don’t know how true the stories of Asmon’d dad are, but if they are Asmon seems like the person who’s built a stable enough life before getting extreme amounts of money. Hasan has been wealthy and will likely has always had money. The Socialist stuff is just a cover, but I think the Kaya thing is the first time he’s ever really been in trouble.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Please, please, if the erection persists for another 45 minutes I’m supposed to call my doctor.

You won't like what they do if you go into the ER.

 

[Paul-Denton]

Hubris and greed is what caused revolutionaries to be attacked by their own revolutions. If you asshats actually studied the French Revolution instead of quoting memes you've seen about it you'd understand that

I wouldn't call wanting to rid France of Christianity to replace it with Athena hubris or greed. I'd call it retarded. Robespierre couldn't even face execution like a man.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Was it the fat, bald guy with the mustache? Unfortunately, that was the only funny thing Stavros Halkias has ever done and he tends to kiss Hasan's ass, that was an unusual moment of him making light fun of Hasan's tendency to pretend to be younger than he is. And of course he had to make fun of an actual comedian in order to do it.

Shits gay, who cares.

 

[Farm Hand]

He's melting down because lying seemingly doesn't work this time; says he hates his whole identity:

Hasan would rather have continuous anxiety and a public tantrum over how he hates everything than admit the truth about his dog.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

You won't like what they do if you go into the ER.

Dont worry, Destiny will suck him off until he goes limp again like the little cum goblin he is.

 

[Skitarii]

The American Revolution didn't result in its revolutionaries being eaten by the mod they created.

James Madison literally died of cringe during Andrew Jackson's presidency

 

[Vibralldo]

This is the first time Hasan's gotten any kind of pushback for any of his shitty behavior and he's spiraling

What a weak-willed faggot

 

[Headdot Reddot]

I wouldn't call wanting to rid France of Christianity to replace it with Athena hubris or greed. I'd call it retarded. Robespierre couldn't even face execution like a man.

Robespierre literally appeared in a Parade dressed as a god atop a float shaped like the clouds of heaven. In his final months he was acting so much like a dictator people were straight up calling him a dictator.

Lots of French revolutionaries managed to not get killed by the revolution they helped stoke. Robespierre let his ego get in the way and became the tyrant he had helped to dispose of.

If Washington had done the same thing at the end of the American revolution he'd probably have been killed to but he wasn't an egomaniac retard like Robespierre.

 

[Bird Law]

From the Fridge to the TV, Kaya will be FREE

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Dont worry, Destiny will suck him off until he goes limp again like the little cum goblin he is.

Damn, I'd rather take the needle. At least that is sterile and Oxycontin doesn't involve a brojob.

 

[oh no its pipkun]

demoralizing

its soul-crushing. you are a wealthy brownoid with 2 college degrees and youre barely as popular as some white trash yokel. and now everyone won"t stop calling you a dog abuser while the cracker laughs

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

He's finally reaping what he's sown in a way he can't brush off, and of course he's facing it kicking, screaming, and whining. Every tactic he usually uses is failing, and he's tried basically everything. He's tried so many times to gaslight and lie about the collar, he's tried embracing the joke a few times, he's tried bullying other influencers into supporting him, and he's even tried the usual deflection to Israel. None of it worked.

 

[Headdot Reddot]

James Madison literally died of cringe during Andrew Jackson's presidency

He was also 85. A ripe old age even by modern standards.

 

[cigint]

The American Revolution didn't result in its revolutionaries being eaten by the mod they created.

There are many other examples, like (somewhat ironically) the Young Turks. Strictly speaking, you're right, but your pajeet avatar is so disgusting that I just can't bring myself to agreeact to your post.

 

[JeffreyMaxwell]

Using the dog as the stream prop reminds me of the "Vanity" segment on Review with Myles Barlow.