>have a prop on the background of your stream to prove youre not a monster of a sort like 99.999% of muslims
>that prop is a dog
>muslims dislike dogs
>this somehow proves youre not a bad person
>the dog isnt a prop, its a live animal
>the dog does a dog thing, it moves
>"this is unacceptable, someone in the audience will think im a shitty person for not having the dog on screen!"
>retrieve the dog correction device(trademark)
>"BY ALLAH YOU WILL STAY ON THE PEDESTAL TO BE GAWKED AT BY MY BROWN ALLIES, STAY, PUT, DOG!"
>give dog the love of allah(pain, allah only gives pain and suffering)
>dog yelps
>*oh shit.jpg*
>realize the dog made a random whiny yelp and i cant explain it away
>"fucking piece of shit dog, making noises as i shock you"
>"youre not eating tonight, and you get a second beating and you go to the smaller cage"
>"wtf internet didnt like me shocking my dog for getting up?!?!?!?"
>"people will not think im a bad person if i say the collar just vibrates, right?"
>skip two days
>"wtf internet is saying i strapped a sex toy on my dog"
this is probably how it went, works cited for this thesis is the following: sandels beer