💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest, subpoenaed by the US state for sanctions violation.

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

And here I thought this meant DSP style "baiting".
Still funny, though.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Cry harder, roach.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

I mean, he could always just fight Sam Hyde for attention if he wants it that badly. The offer’s there.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

I thought it was funny when the candy man called him a dirty boy, because he was a filthy turk.

 

[Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo]

Imagine becoming a literal millionaire just for being a retard online and STILL not being happy

 

[Misericordia]

Our best material never draws the largest crowd. Every nigga's gotta play to the cheap seats to make a living. He should know that by now, but he's stupid.

 

[A Flying Nun]

Where were you when Wasssup360 caused Hasan to have a mental breakdown by not watching one of his streams?

 

[Chongqing]

petition by Drew Pavlou to deport Hasan from Australia

This is funny as shit. Drew Pavlou is an anti Chinese Communist Party activist in Australia. He's in his 20s.

Hamas Piker is getting blown out and I love that he cares about and notices this.

Edit to add: I also hope no one kills themselves. That includes you, dear reader. Stay healthy and check with your loved ones if you can.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Hasan had a meltdown on Discord and threatened to kill himself because his IRL stream in Australia had only 13k viewers.

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He pushed away his normie audience and left with lifeless loser tankies. Now he is mad that people are only watching him for his dogshit political takes and leaving as soon as he starts doing anything else becuase he is just uninteresting. He is so obsessed with attention and clout, he can't imagine a world where he is irrelevant. He is not just losing his clout but his mental health too.

God, i wish he wasn't such a transparent narcissist so there'd be at least a smidgen of a chance he'd actually go through with it.

Edit: Reading his very last post i am really surprised to learn this motherfucker has got at least some self-awareness.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Hasan won't ever do it. Even if his streaming career fails he can always go back to TYT. His fans only like him because Hasan is a normie-looking dude who works out and they like to push him as the face of leftism. Best case scenario is Sam Hyde continues to invite him to the ring

 

[Super An Hero]

Hasan will become what he always wanted to be, an hero of the leftist cause

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

sam hyde can fix him

 

[Oliver Onions]

I mean, he could always just fight Sam Hyde for attention if he wants it that badly. The offer’s there.

I think he's legitimately too scared of Sam. I dunno how good a fighter the Candy Man actually is, but I do know Hasan is a pampered brocialist and his glass-jaw would probably shatter from the slightest love-tap from Sam.

A guy malding because he 'only' got 13k viewers on stream is far too vain to even entertain the possibility of getting Lowtax'd on the canvas.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Poor champagne socialist! Life must be hard.

 

[mlanguishi]

Do Hasan and Vaush really think they have any credibility? I guess they do. Only their most dedicated simps have known they aren't phony weirdos for how long now?

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

>this was a space to convert normies to our politi- ACK

I hope this Turkish cockroach skinny legged steroid freak kills himself for real

Let’s be honest Hassan, you were always just an annoying faggot and only impressionable teenagers going through their socialist phase in sophomore year of private school actually watch your stupid gay streams. Complaining that your “fans” are gay or whatever for only wanting politics after you spent years curating your image as a hip and cool socialist freak is really just stupid, lol. You quite literally have dug your own grave, stalker child.
Also, no one is watching his streams when he’s not gaymeing or sperging about LE GIRLDICK XDDD because he’s really just a boring and unlikeable trust fund retard with absolutely 0 redeeming qualities other than being tall and having a jawline. His politics are hypocritical and mostly come from his stupid uncle sink wigger.
He types like a woman too, based on the dicksword chats. “I fucken hate my fan base and what it’s become” etc etc just sounds like the way women type when they’re concern trolling.

Hassan literally has a female personality disorder, he’s histrionic and needs attention. Truly the biggest gayest faggot roach ever.

 

[DotDem]

YES, DO IT! TOTAL ROACH DEATH

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

I think he's legitimately too scared of Sam. I dunno how good a fighter the Candy Man actually is, but I do know Hasan is a pampered brocialist and his glass-jaw would probably shatter from the slightest love-tap from Sam.

A guy malding because he 'only' got 13k viewers on stream is far too vain to even entertain the possibility of getting Lowtax'd on the canvas.

He cried when Sam cut his little promo after the match, despite talking a whole boatload of shit about how he wants to punch Nazis. He talks a big game, but he's a gigantic pussy who runs from the mere mention of the Candyman
I still find it really funny that even Sam can't believe the shit he's saying, he almost drops kayfabe during the "NO, IN REAL LIFE" line

 

[verymuchawful]

Can't wait for Asmongold to lick his wounds and tell us how hard it is to be a streamer.

 

[Roggishi]

I'd be pretty happy to make a living with 13k viewers to sit on my ass and play games.

Imagine this guy having to do a 9-5?

Even if he lost all his viewers and quit streaming his uncle would probably look after him and just give him a spot back on the show.