💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest, subpoenaed by the US state for sanctions violation.

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The crap with him pussying out is actually how I found out about Hassan Piker. This was probably said before but if this guy had just taken the fight and lost he wouldn't be ridiculed so much. How much of a coward is he? His career is on the line now.
 
Johnny Salami dijo:
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Hassan is a softboy socialist who probably took a small dose of PEDs to get some muscles. His punches lack power and if you watch his hands he opens his thumb. He also doesn't look like he trains legs and back when I used to box my coach would say squats were the best form of weight lifting since it helps with power and can prevent you from falling when you start having shaky legs
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Dude looks like he'd crumble if he threw a good roundhouse kick, let alone got hit with one. Muscle doesn't make a fighter. It can help, but if you don't know how to actually throw a punch you're not gonna have a good time.
 
Hwa? dijo:
If Sam and Hasan do actually fight, Hasan is probably going to end up with long term brain damage. Sam is going to beat the shit out of him
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This implies that Hasan already isn't brain damaged and that's a scary thought to think of how he could get worse. I hope Hyde continues to troll him on occasion, he doesn't need to now though, this is so funny it stands on it's own.

YouGuysAren'tThatSmart dijo:
And didn't even actually apologize either.
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It's why I'm satisfied every time he embarrasses himself. Calling the first responders to protect him is the icing on the cake. I stay out of this thread to prevent a-logging since he's a spoilt asshole, but I know Hasan will slowly fade into irrelevance and maybe appear on reality TV shows when his commentary career is up. Glad he's making mistakes now when everyone can see him.

Ted Kaczynski dijo:
they are borderline psychopathic narcissists who want fame and glory.
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No need for borderline, we can go all in.
 
SwanSwanson dijo:
The crap with him pussying out is actually how I found out about Hassan Piker. This was probably said before but if this guy had just taken the fight and lost he wouldn't be ridiculed so much. How much of a coward is he? His career is on the line now.
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Uncle Chunky Yogurt still bankrolling his ass tho
not to mention the twitch simps
 
AMHOLIO dijo:
This implies that Hasan already isn't brain damaged and that's a scary thought to think of how he could get worse. I hope Hyde continues to troll him on occasion, he doesn't need to now though, this is so funny it stands on it's own.


It's why I'm satisfied every time he embarrasses himself. Calling the first responders to protect him is the icing on the cake. I stay out of this thread to prevent a-logging since he's a spoilt asshole, but I know Hasan will slowly fade into irrelevance and maybe appear on reality TV shows when his commentary career is up. Glad he's making mistakes now when everyone can see him.


No need for borderline, we can go all in.
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I dunno man, this man might cockroach his life through, like DSP.
 
HasanAbi is the type of guy to piss himself over the following text
TOTAL HASANABI DEATH

stab hasanabi
burn hasanabi
drown hasanabi
decapitate hasanabi
tear hasanabi apart
blow hasanabi up
grind hasanabi into dust
use hasanabi as pig feed
bury hasanabi alive
slit hasanabi’s throat
maul hasanabi
chainsaw hasanabi
gun hasanabi down
inject hasanabi with gasoline
drop hasanabi out of plane
curbstomp hasanabi
beat hasanabi to death
poison hasanabi
crucify hasanabi
fry hasanabi
strangle hasanabi
run hasanabi over
crack hasanabi’s skull
hang hasanabi
boil hasanabi
electrocute hasanabi
throw hasanabi under a train
gas hasanabi
kill hasanabi by decompression
infect hasanabi with plague
crash test hasanabi
skin hasanabi
work hasanabi to death
waterboard hasanabi
quarter hasanabi
impale hasanabi
dismember hasanabi
starve hasanabi to death
break spines of hasanabi
feed hasanabi to wild animals
launch hasanabi into open space
kill hasanabi with radiation sickness
dissolve hasanabi in acid
dehydrate hasanabi
put hasanabi into particle accelerator
pour molten metal into hasanabi
kill hasanabi by sleep deprivation
abort hasanabi
lock hasanabi in a refrigerator
tie hasanabi to a jackhammer
pulverize hasanabi
dissect hasanabi
test experimental drugs on hasanabi
force hasanabi to drink sea water
put hasanabi into a pressure chamber
extrude hasanabi
rearrange organs of hasanabi
inject hasanabi with mix of bacteria and viruses
remove half of the brain in hasanabi
throw hasanabi into stampede
tie hasanabi to a car and drive at 88 mph
insert hot soldering irons into hasanabi’s asshole
cook hasanabi heads in microwaves
expose hasanabi to 10G spin
sent hasanabi to a death camp
put hasanabi into a brazen bull
flatten hasanabi with road roller
use hasanabi for target practice
lock hasanabi in an iron maiden
send hasanabi to Guantanamo Bay
force-feed hasanabi with rotten fish and feces
stone hasanabi
grow bamboo through hasanabi
use hasanabi as biofuel

TOTAL HASANABI DEATH
 
Yeah I don't think it's the end of Hassan's career, however deserving. These e-celeb types have lines of obnoxious simps more than willing to throw endless amounts of cash at them, no matter what they do or say. Doesn't matter if he's caught being a coward, liar, hypocrite, fat, etc. The internet will explode for a few weeks, then things will calm back down and everything will continue on like nothing ever happened, so no he won't be closing his twitch.

Doesn't change the fact that him running to the cops scared of Sam Hyde like the little turkroach he is is the funniest shit; and seeing that pussy's ego get endlessly dragged through the shit will never not be satisfying.
 
Ted Kaczynski dijo:
How was no one commented on the depth of Sam's joke?

"I'm gonna wear his makeup and his dresses ..."

He's calling him a tranny. Hilarious. Everyone skips over that bit but I think it's the best part
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Most people here have an iq of 90 and have autism. Lower your expectations.
 
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