Has anyone here ever actually farmed kiwis?

[SmirkingDemonette]

If so, was it the fruit or the bird?

 

[Carmen The Aids Rabbit]

I farmed kiwis (fruit) at my old auntie's farm once... She told me I did a shit job, that my generation was worthless and retarded and that I was gonna grow up to be a jobless pussy

 

[Shig O'nella]

Based aunt. 10/10 for accuracy.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

yeah I've got a few kiwi fruit trees amongst the rest of the fruit trees

 

[Hitchhiker]

I've considered getting a job in New Zealand farming Kiwis because with my qualifications it would be pretty easy, but I would probably get sent to jail for posting here. I could try doing it in the U.S., but you know how hard it would be to smuggle a breeding population of live birds out of an island country.

 

[rrtyui]

I farmed kiwis (fruit) at my old auntie's farm once... She told me I did a shit job, that my generation was worthless and retarded and that I was gonna grow up to be a jobless pussy

Was she correct?

 

[Carmen The Aids Rabbit]

Was she correct?

For the most part, yes. While I eventually landed a job as a wagie it sill pains me to not know how to properly farm kiwis. Auntie was right, I am not the same man my grandfather and father were

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I know a Jew who farms it and places the actual bird in it for sadistic pleasures.