Has any man ever not masturbated?

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

This one time I was having an argument with one of my bros. He insisted that he had never masturbated in his life.
I told him that that was impossible, because every boy jacks off at least once even if they don't know what it is yet, as part of the natural course of self-exploration during puberty.
He got really pissy at the accusation.

What do you all think? I get that there's people who don't masturbate, but has there ever been a grown man who at no point in his life ejaculated by his own hand? We're obviously only counting normal people with functioning penises.

 

[Okkervils]

@Dial M for Misgender never has.

 

[Chichan]

Maybe really repressed religious types or sex negative feminist types or autists. That's all I could really think would make someone not want to touch their genitals.

 

[Regenbogen]

the lord jesus christ

 

[byuu]

It's called being straight.
Touching a cock is for fags.

 

[Clop]

Had my first time at age 20 because it felt fucking painful to touch until then. I wasn't even a virgin at that point anymore, I just endured actual pain to make a woman orgasm.

Please teach your kids to handle their meat. They won't thank you for it because it's fucking awkward, but they'll appreciate it.

It's not powerlevel if it's on-topic, right? Fuck you, I don't care. Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

I don’t masturbate, I self-rape

 

[Maltninja]

what I do is beyond mere masturbation. It's profound and spiritual, and needs days of preparation. There isn't a word for it.

but in answer to your question, lotta people in the world. probably a few 100% abstainers

 

[Clop]

My fav quote on the subject was some lady who researched sexuality, paraphrased:
"We know 90% of all men masturbate, and 70% of all women masturbate, and the rest lie."

 

[Flake452]

Yes, severely disabled ones who cannot. Every other man has.

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

Some people like myself have had their genitals removed at birth due medical complications, so yeah, by definitions some haven't.

 

[Babyspackle]

While looking in a mirror like a real man ofc

 

[Easterling]

I don’t masturbate, I self-rape

 

[The Last Stand]

A man that hasn't masturbated is not a man. Sexual urges are natural to release, this is the optimal way to do it.

 

[Dopey Cunt]

Everyone knows that if you masturbate that you grow fur on the palms of your hands to forever mark you as a sinner for self pleasuring yourself.

 

[Regenbogen]

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nice repost you fucking degenerate

Some people like myself have had their genitals removed at birth due medical complications, so yeah, by definitions some haven't.

your prostate is still intact bby

 

[SigSauer]

Some people like myself have had their genitals removed at birth due medical complications, so yeah, by definitions some haven't.

I pity you. I fap all the time. But I still have no gf.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Started at 12. Semi-daily.

 

[Easterling]

nice repost you fucking degenerate

Seemed relevant to this not so deep thoughts thread

 

[8777BB5]

I must be a weirdo because I started when I was seven years old, though to be fair I didn't know I was doing it. One day in the bathroom I found out that if I rubbed my pee-pee it would grow and harden which for some reason made me feel the same way I felt when I saw my neighbor take off her bikini.