Has a pickup line ever worked for anyone?

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

It just feels so fucking corny

 

[Tablet County]

I've never used one so not in my case.

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

I've never used one so not in my case.

Me neither I'm just baffled by the concept, it doesn't really seem like women are RPG NPCs that get with you if you say the right dialogue option

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Hey girl, do you want to kill some niggers with me?

 

[dick brain]

Kind of? Not as a cold open but as a way to broach the topic of fucking with someone who seems into you.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I used to say retarded stuff to my girl to make her laugh.

I still do it. It still works.

 

[Cobson Gemson]

Yeah it got ibxtoycat's brother's aunt's dentist's wife's sister's dog's babysitter to fuck me.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Laughter and confidence goes a long way.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Hey girl, do you want to kill some niggers with me?

This.

 

[Tablet County]

Me neither I'm just baffled by the concept, it doesn't really seem like women are RPG NPCs that get with you if you say the right dialogue option

I assume it's more to do with charisma than the actual substance of the line. You could probably quote Industrial Society And Its Future at a girl and get in her pants if you've got the swagger.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

no its more so tall chad said girl are you an angel cause you fell out of the sky then she gets wet if a subhuman does it she will be creeped out

 

[Lurker Child]

See, I roll up on them like this. "I like you and I want you. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Choice is yours."
And they always choose the easy way.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

They work on me.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

That's because you guys use weak pick up lines. If you go up to a girl and tell her you want to beat her clit like a boxer beats a speedbag, you'd have better luck. Try the below:

I want my tongue to be the meat in your taco.

My face does a wonderful impression of a couch. You should take a seat.

I'd whip out my dick, but it takes around 20 minutes to unwrap it from my leg.

Did you ever wonder what your dick looks like inside out? Lemme get on my knees and we'll find out.

You know, one time my grandma gave me a giant lollipop that took hours of licking. Can we recreate that with your tits?

 

[Exister]

Well your mom seems to like them

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

"It's never gonna work out between us" or similar worked for me. But I never intend it to, it's usually my honest opinion. And in the end, it ends up being true.

 

[Moths]

Can be used as a funny meme depending

Otherwise ive found that compliments can open many doors

But if a girl is already into you you have to try pretty hard to fuck it up

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

"Taxi!" works every time.

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

Can be used as a funny meme depending

Otherwise ive found that compliments can open many doors

But if a girl is already into you you have to try pretty hard to fuck it up

I'm posting on Kiwifarms, no girl has ever been into me

 

[Moths]

I'm posting on Kiwifarms, no girl has ever been into me

If you meet enough women one of them will be into you.

Try going outside or participating in a hobby where you meet people.