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I think I just contracted hepatitis and autism from reading this.
Harry, the worst Discord user ever. - A prime example of the DnD phrase "That guy."
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- 23 de Feb, 2015
You already had autism and @yawning sneasel gave u hepatitis
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- 15 de Abr, 2014
This is a kind of autism that only rears it's head once in a blue moon. That special kind of completely oblivious retardation that generates memes for years to come.
The Harvest has come again.
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- 10 de Oct, 2017
@SamanthaLou do you have a paypal account?
i'd like to send an invoice requesting compensation for the amount of time i wasted reading this.
i'd like to send an invoice requesting compensation for the amount of time i wasted reading this.
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- 8 de Jul, 2017
I like it. When's part 2 coming out.
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- 6 de Mar, 2016
There was sexual assault in a DnD session?
I REALLY need pics/screencaps of this.
Also: how did the mother figure out how to use Discord?
I REALLY need pics/screencaps of this.
Also: how did the mother figure out how to use Discord?
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- 8 de Dic, 2015
inbox me w/ the moms discord thx
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- 21 de Sep, 2014
Warning: This is just pure speculation and theory to how he'll create his fantasy daughter. If I label it wrong, correct me.
There is a reason Chris saves his semen... And the fact he's attempting to get a China. Did it ever occur that the amount be ejaculates could fill a milkjug? Did it ever occur that he has sickER plans behind closed doors? He truely could go off the wall with this one...
I believe Chris may ejaculate and save semen while he can before he could even get a China.
If he somehow gets ovaries and eggs in the Mangina, He may POSSIBLY pour his saved semen into is Mangina in an attempt to create Crystal.
The chances of a miscarriage are huuuuuge so he'll have to be desperate enough to do the worst.
If his fantasy miracle happens....
If Crystal were born a boy: Chris would get is gender-reassigned and rant and blame the internet for the twist in his fantasy dream.
If crystal were born a girl: He'd morne all over her and raise her to be like him.
The future and torture of Crystal:
Being an offspring of someone like Chris would have to be the most utter painful life a person can live. The fanbase and internet would document her all day, Her internet would be doxxed and shut down by hackers. She would be either deformed or have a severe disorder. Boys will avoid contact at all costs.
In the end, she'd probably kill herself or leave her tranny-mother who mated with himself to make her.
One can only imagine how far the wind blows in this case.
There is a reason Chris saves his semen... And the fact he's attempting to get a China. Did it ever occur that the amount be ejaculates could fill a milkjug? Did it ever occur that he has sickER plans behind closed doors? He truely could go off the wall with this one...
I believe Chris may ejaculate and save semen while he can before he could even get a China.
If he somehow gets ovaries and eggs in the Mangina, He may POSSIBLY pour his saved semen into is Mangina in an attempt to create Crystal.
The chances of a miscarriage are huuuuuge so he'll have to be desperate enough to do the worst.
If his fantasy miracle happens....
If Crystal were born a boy: Chris would get is gender-reassigned and rant and blame the internet for the twist in his fantasy dream.
If crystal were born a girl: He'd morne all over her and raise her to be like him.
The future and torture of Crystal:
Being an offspring of someone like Chris would have to be the most utter painful life a person can live. The fanbase and internet would document her all day, Her internet would be doxxed and shut down by hackers. She would be either deformed or have a severe disorder. Boys will avoid contact at all costs.
In the end, she'd probably kill herself or leave her tranny-mother who mated with himself to make her.
One can only imagine how far the wind blows in this case.
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- 13 de Ago, 2014
Is this the Kiwi Farms version of a direct to video B movie?
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The biggest mess here is that you are Irish
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- 16 de Abr, 2018
I want to have Harry in this thread so he can sperg it out with OP. Now I’m intrigued, don’t let me down.
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- 16 de Oct, 2017
OP also forgot, while he was discussing Harry's D&D shenanigans, to tell us how harry handled that most terrible of foes, The Dread Gazebo
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- 4 de Oct, 2017
If I ever get a kid, I’ll read him this post and then I’ll give him it so that he/she can read to their kid.
No it’s me.
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- 1 de Mayo, 2017
The person that posted that is a mod for some interesting subreddits. @SamanthaLou do you have something you need to tell us?
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
You mean other than that he has been diagnosed with autism?
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- 10 de Ene, 2015
I talked to the kid in PM briefly when they embarrassed themselves here in May. She claims to be a chick, going through the Reddit posts I'm doubtful they're the same person.
Obviously the autism bit is accurate tho.
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- 30 de Mayo, 2018
This is a really good example of how not to introduce oneself to The Farms.
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- 11 de Jun, 2014
What I took from this is that when I play DnD this weekend I need to threaten to rape a female player's character with a crossbow, or else someones mom will yell at me because of Irish republicans.