Harry, the worst Discord user ever. - A prime example of the DnD phrase "That guy."

[Zebedee]

Have you considered killing yourself?

Because you should.

He might be too exceptional to tie a noose for himself, maybe you should be kind enough to send him one by FedEx.

 

[Quijibo69]

So is this the story to "The Awesome Adventures Of Captain Spirit" game. I'm shocked it leaked so early.

 

[underscoredash]

are you 13 or just terminally autistic?

 

[MeatRokket08]

What a wonderful OP. Short, sweet, and to the point!

 

[Florence]

are you 13 or just terminally autistic?

Why not both, eh?

 

[Lackadaisy]

I think we've hit peak autism folks

KF has taught me there is always another mountain top

 

[Cthulu]

That story was so stupid I spit Jack Daniels out my nose laughing. Good job OP.

 

[DireCorby]

If true, fuck you for letting that shit fly from day one. Harry is obviously socially disabled and requires authoritarian levels of discipline; he'd probably fuck a cheese-grater if he learned it was under-age.
Whether true or not, saying shit like 'infamous internet document' without linking us defeats the purpose.
Don't get me wrong, good effort in posting this, dude's a piece of work made in an autistic sweat-shop, but work on improving your product.

 

[kcbbq]

That story was so stupid I spit Jack Daniels out my nose laughing. Good job OP.

There certainly is that level of sexual tension in the OP.

 

[GarthMarenghisDankplace]

I would like very much to read this document of which you speak...

 

[Asperchewy]

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

@SamanthaLou I don't think the story is bad but this is definitely better suited for the personal lolcow thread. For stories like this where you have a person known just to a small group of people and not a lot of widespread internet sperging it's better there. A full thread would only suit someone with a known presence across many sites and a good history of publicly viewable stupidity.

 

[Jack Awful]

"Worst Discord User Ever" my ass
I'm way worse than this little faggot

 

[Cthulu]

There certainly is that level of sexual tension in the OP.

The whole story and OP is so massively horrible it made me laugh. The effort put in was even funnier. Also it made a bunch of users completely sperg. I give OP 8/10. Funniest shit today.

 

[DavieCrockerJump]

I just love that that the protagonist is a 13 year old Irish Republican and we're supposed to believe Harry is the one with autism.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

It's got to be an achievement to have an OP fail.so hard that it loops all the way around to featured thread status.

 

[D.Va]

On the bright side OP is very close to running the table

 

[dunbrine47]

Cool story summerfag.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Congradulations on your first/last/featured thread, OP.

 

[Okkervils]

This entire thread is fucking gold. Tell us more stories, @SamanthaLou! Please?