harry potter is a annoying little shit

[Smith Banquod]

Magic is gay and the only fun thing to come out of the Harry Potter series is the salt from the spoilers, aka the good times.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

You deserve all of my autistic ratings and then some. but Harry Potter was an angry, too confident prick

 

[Silence of the Troons]

The franchise was pretty good until Rowling decided to start messing around with the already established canon for no reason by outing Dumbledore as secretly gay instead of Lupin

 

[UnKillFill]

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If I was making the next Harry Potter movie, I would actually honor this change. I'd keep Emma Wattson on board however, and make her perform the role in blackface. (For reasons that would never be explained in movie.)

 

[Coldgrip]

If I was making the next Harry Potter movie, I would actually honor this change. I'd keep Emma Wattson on board however, and make her perform the role in blackface. (For reasons that would never be explained in movie.)

I'd have them be 1980 british punks for no reason. With Snape as a DJ.

 

[UnKillFill]

Shame JK Loling is a social justard. If only we lived in a timeline where she went full George Lucas and went back, digitally changing Emma Watson's skin color in every movie and having all of her lines dubbed over in Ebonics.

 

[retardedthicknigger]

well shit seems to have calmed down

 

[cornucopia]

have become one of the most annoying and hated people on this site within one hour. i really should rethink my life decisions,

whoa there, not even close dude
i think the very minor attention is going to your head

 

[retardedthicknigger]

whoa there, not even close dude
i think the very minor attention is going to your head

i guess it was i really dont know what i was thinking when i posted that

 

[cornucopia]

i guess it was i really dont know what i was thinking when i posted that

it's cool my dude we all make stupid posts

 

[retardedthicknigger]

it's cool my dude we all make stupid posts

i say the stupidest shit

 

[Coldgrip]

i guess it was i really dont know what i was thinking when i posted that

You weren't.

Now quit trying to be more hated than @Aquinas.

 

[millais]

JK Rowling = Der Ewige Englander

 

[Aquinas]

@retardedthicknigger i hate you now

 

[Maxliam]

I'd have them be 1980 british punks for no reason. With Snape as a DJ.

He'd better cut it like a mad cunt like this dude:

 

[BatNapalm]

I despise Harry Potter. People used to say I looked like him, which drove me up a fucking wall.

Tried reading the books when I was dating this one girl in college (mostly so we would have something to talk about, since she was obsessed with that horseshit) and they did absolutely nothing for me. But I was 20 years old at the time and all the basic-bitch monomyth story tropes that so captivated that series's fanbase had already been exposed to me at a much younger age by much better stories.

And even when I was the target age for that series, it just wasn't something that appealed to me. Not that I didn't like some really stupid shit back in the day (and presently), but I never liked reading books aimed at kids even when I was a kid. It just reminded me too much of....school. And the only school I cared to read about as a lad was Xavier's Home for Gifted Youngsters.

 

[Aquinas]

i remember in elementary that i had went in dressed as a 'wizard' around holloween. i got autistically angry because people kept calling me harry potter and i didnt know who that was at the time.

 

[retardedthicknigger]

i remember in elementary that i had went in dressed as a 'wizard' around holloween. i got autistically angry because people kept calling me harry potter and i didnt know who that was at the time.

i am sorry but that's fucking hilarious.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

i am sorry but that's fucking hilarious.

Why do you keep changing your avatar?

 

[retardedthicknigger]

Why do you keep changing your avatar?

i cant find one that i want to keep. i think i'm gonna keep this on though.