Happy Yom Kippur! - A poor attempt at humor

[Anonitolia]

Happy Yom Kippur kiwis! Assuming you're even here, what are you eating and drinking on this fine day?

 

[whothefuck]

Hopefully lead

 

[Named User]

The blood of Christ, along with His body.

 

[Golden Face]

never really knew anything about yom kippur but i appreciated how it got me a day off of school every september

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Bamboo clams, eel, Jamaican red crab, Jamaican land crab, oxtail (I specifically told the butcher to keep the sciatic nerve), grilled octopus, and a fuck ton of Jerk chicken.

 

[Skitarii]

The fruit of the tree of life (jews don't get any)

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Happy Yom Kippur kiwis! Assuming you're even here, what are you eating and drinking on this fine day?

Fuck you, you kike fuck.

Six million wasn't enough, if it ever happened in the first place.

 

[Lokenstien]

Surely a Jewish holiday celebration thread on the Kiwifarms will be met with only warmth and acceptance.

 

[Anonitolia]

Surely a Jewish holiday celebration thread on the Kiwifarms will be met with only warmth and acceptance.

Of course! Haven't you seen all the replies? They're wonderfully welcoming!

 

[Golden Face]

To srs post: I'm eating homemade pizza for dinner tonight. Very tasty

 

[StevieLasVegas]

Salt pork ribs

 

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Finally, an excuse to post this.

 

[Madre Muerte]

Roast stew and a protein shake.

 

[StandardGardenHoe]

Happy Starving Kike Day

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Fuck you, you kike fuck.

Six million wasn't enough, if it ever happened in the first place.

somebody is fun at parties

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Surely a Jewish holiday celebration thread on the Kiwifarms will be met with only warmth and acceptance.

Yes, the warmth of a furnace with a suspiciously unconnected chimney

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Fasting from solid foods, three hours to go. I'm drinking since I went running yesterday and cycling today. For those unaware, Yom Kippur is like Saturday on crack, so no work except essential services, including TV. This somehow morphed to no vehicles, so it's extremely fun cycling and jogging on main roads for us hilonis, and not having the usual sound of traffic. Currently marathoning films.

Here is a video someone made of the busiest road this time of year:

It's pretty amazing level of social trust considering there isn't any law outright forbidding driving as far as I know.

 

[Anonitolia]

Fasting from solid foods, three hours to go. I'm drinking since I went running yesterday and cycling today. For those unaware, Yom Kippur is like Saturday on crack, so no work except essential services, including TV. This somehow morphed to no vehicles, so it's extremely fun cycling and jogging on main roads for us hilonis, and not having the usual sound of traffic. Currently marathoning films.

Here is a video someone made of the busiest road this time of year:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-ght-QwzuUw

good video, thank you for sharing
im a lazy bum so I'm fasting from everything- not having water, any food, any drink
just drawing in the meantime and honestly I like it this way
when my brain doesn't work it's so hard to nitpick that I actually end up getting shit done

It's pretty amazing level of social trust considering there isn't any law outright forbidding driving as far as I know.

there isn't now, but just wait until the ultra-orthodox get into power lol

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Fasting from solid foods, three hours to go. I'm drinking since I went running yesterday and cycling today. For those unaware, Yom Kippur is like Saturday on crack, so no work except essential services, including TV. This somehow morphed to no vehicles, so it's extremely fun cycling and jogging on main roads for us hilonis, and not having the usual sound of traffic. Currently marathoning films.

good video, thank you for sharing

 

[Super Guido]

Dates and meat lasagna. Fresh dates are fucking amazing.

I never kept kosher, and I don't intend on starting to any time soon.