Happy Valentine's Day

[Turkroach Couple]

Yes, even to those degenerate impersonators, @SSj_Ness (Yiffed) and @Android raptor.

Anyway, please congratulate me and the missus on the hatching birth of our first child.

 

[Cats]

 

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Thank you and congratulations.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I've never hated roaches more than I do now

 

[Trump's Chosen]

My apologies to every incel and dead egger who had to spent it alone and my even deeper apologies to the guys who didn't get to.

 

[The Last Stand]

I've never hated roaches more than I do now

I'm calling the police, because you've stolen my heart.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm calling the police, because you've stolen my heart.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_MMdV8yZFC0

If I was an elderly woman into interracial relationships you'd be the first guy I'd hit up

 

[The Last Stand]

If I was an elderly woman into interracial relationships you'd be the first guy I'd hit up

I know you're in the closet. It's okay.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

birth of our first child

Congrats! May your progeny avoid Raid and the soles of shoes forever!

 

[Cats]

Badi looks like an uncooked prawn and he is going to appear outside your bedroom window tonight !!!

 

[Quijibo69]

Why are so many people born on Valentine's Day? There's like 5 people I know in real life alone.