HAPPY NEW YEARS 2018 - another shitty year has passed, and another begins.

This new years I kept it simple and stayed at home with family. We got tipsy on lemon flavored vodka and red wine but no one got drunk enough to suggest pillaging the local ABC store. We watched the neighbors light their yard on fire when they decided to burn down their Christmas tree in their lawn. The neighborhood fireworks display only caught small objects on fire this year, so I consider that a plus. Overall, I'd say this year's celebrations were less eventful than last year's and this is a good omen for the upcoming year.
 
Picklechu dijo:
Quit my shitty part-time job at the end of the day on Thursday, so I've pretty much been at least buzzed since then. *yawn*

It's also like 20 goddamn degrees in fucking Alabama, so I'm not particularly eager to sober up. :dislike::dislike::dislike:
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Was this a planned move, or was your bullshit threshold exceeded suddenly?
 
I am glad that other people got drunk, because it meant they were incapable of shopping due to still being hung over today.

Which in turn meant we all got to leave early.
 
I stayed home and played Mario world because i took a nap and overslept the hockey game I had tickets to.
 
I got fucking raped by my drunk ass girlfriend to kick off this year, then immediately lurked the incels threads right after.

Kicking off this shit right?

Id like to think so.
 
Had a cold and spent it playing Star Wars Balltefront 2 (2005) and watching anime.
 
I don't remember how drunk I got, but my hangover is telling me I had a lot.
 
Last night while the ball dropped, I went to a friend's house where we got drunk off 40s and bottles of yuengling while watching "musician fail/cringe videos", then later, we drunkingly started singing along to 80s metal songs while replacing every other noun in the songs with the word "pussy". Tis a fun way to spend the new year!
 
Invited the new neighbours round, drank copious amounts of vodka and setup the retro consoles for everyone to play.

Then just after 12 o'clock we went out and bought out all the chicken pieces from the only takeaway open to ensure nibbaz started off on the wrong foot for 2018.
 
Made the traditional New Years' Dinner for the parents (collards, black-eyed peas, corbread) at their house, picked up the grand niece and dropped her off there too. I drank pink champange and made bubble solution for the kiddo. Blew bubbles for a while and watched The 2004 Spongebob Movie; Spongebob is her thang and no one else wanted to watch it with her.

-If she remembers anything later in life, I hope it's Grand Bepis unironically enjoying the movie with her and the pink-colored bubble solution.
 
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I decided to celebrate New Year's Day by (i) not smoking and (ii) not shooting dope.

Actually, I quit smoking two days earlier but "slipped" by having a single cigarette on each of those two days. I haven't had anything today and believe that I have given up for good.

Had a nice shot of dope though. Getting onto quitting that next.
 
I should mention that my New Years doesn't start until late April
 
Someone actually visited me for New years! We went to this clock tower that was going to have a frieworks display at midnight so we drove out at 11pm to see them. It was nice.
Later in the morning we went to a Shrine and became weebs and got our annual fortunes.
 
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