HAPPY NEW YEARS 2018 - another shitty year has passed, and another begins.

Didn't get invited to any parties this year. Too cold and icy out there! So I stayed in and treated my family to a dinner of steak and potatoes. Now that everyone else is gone or fast asleep, I'm enjoying a leftover bottle of wine from the festivities while making my way around Kiwi Farms as a newbie!
 
Friend came over, we had some snacks, I made chicken and veggies, we got drunk, I molested friend, watched the fireworks together, woke up with a slight headache, the works.

Chicken was decent.
 
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The older I get, the more alcohol hates me, so I made a pot of coffee and spent the evening dealing with the noisy fucktards across the street.

They had a huge house party, and their guests all parked on both sides of our very narrow street. Parking's only legal on one side, and as more people arrived the street got much narrower--until finally one fucked-up parking job rendered it impassable.

So I called the cops, and they eventually came out, and I watched from my front steps as a hundred people all tried to move their cars at once. The cops ended up busting two of them for DUIs. It was a shitshow, but a fine way to start 2018, and since there's nowhere else to park most of the departing guests didn't come back to the party. Since that particular bunch of neighbors is a mixed bag of assholes, I felt no remorse at busting it up.

And now we've got the obligatory sobbing drunk girls stumbling home while wailing incoherently into their phones to whatever poor sucker is on the other end. The third one of the night just passed by...
 
My friends and i went to a club, it was really loud and hot and it was a fuckin meat market, so many hot people lol

seriously tons of babes, and the music wasn't bad either I guess, heavy basslines distracted me from the pop content

and then the clock rolled over and it was midnight o clock in 2018, and I wished everyone I met success and happiness

and I wish all kiwi farmers success and happiness too, I hope you each become the polar opposites of chris. lets all be chad or whatever the female equivalent is as we beast mode on 2018

much love motherfuckers
 
Happy New Year everyone!
Thanks for making such a great community here.
 
I've been watching "Driver's View"-type train videos all evening and overnight.

It's too cold for me to have gone out to see the fireworks at Parliament Hill tonight, not that I'd likely have gone out anyway since my transportation options would have been either paying far too much for a taxi or Uber or getting on overcrowded late night buses full of drunk people. (I'm not even sure they have late night buses that get all that close to my neighbourhood, I think I might have to get off a mile away.)
 
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Went to dinner and a movie with my family, saw the fireworks from the water, and came home to drunken ruckus that we immediately joined in on. Pretty great night. Happy new year, kiwis.
 
I made prime rib. It was perfect.

Than I watched the final episode of Nathan for You, then popped in some Trailor Park Boys, and at midnight had champagne and soothed my dogs who were freaked over the fireworks. I was actually asleep but one of the dogs woke me and reminded me of you all (and a pill I had to take).
Hope you have a healthy year fill of milk and shitposting.
 
  • Drank alcohol
  • Made dinner
  • Watched the Abbos across the road street fighting and smashing up a fence
  • Ate dinner
  • Drank alcohol
  • Caught up on s3 of Outlander
  • Went outside with a drink at 11:59PM
  • Listened to people shout "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!"
  • Came back inside
  • Drank alcohol
  • Went to bed
 
first wife, first house.

EDIT: Awwww, thanks, fam.
 
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I went to a Serbian restaurant, ate shitty kebab and bread, drank wine and rakija and drove on icy roads. All in all far from bad.
 
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