Happy Father's Day

[LM 697]

 

[applecat]

I am sure Spaps has something excellent planned for you, Compy.

 

[spaps]

I am sure Spaps has something excellent planned for you, Compy.

Sorry, I was at the store about to get a gift when I saw that Mountain Dew and Doritos were on sale, so Lord Snoop Dogg commanded me to buy the store's entire stock, then consume all of it.

So basically most of my organs have ceased to function and I'm currently in a hospital, waiting to die.

Also I'm in debt. Serious debt. You're gonna have to pay that shit off, Compy.

Happy Father's day.

 

[José Mourinho]

Happy Father's Day, everyone!

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

happy Father's Day

 

[Judge Holden]

Happy fathers day. today I wrote the first poem i have ever made since i was 13 in english class for my dad, and published it on facebook for all my friends to see and mock, because what says love better than humiliating oneself in public?

"Thank you for being my voice of reason
Thank you for keeping me going
Thank you for sticking by me no matter the season
Now forgive me for this god-awful poem"

Luckily I also sent him a card and beer so he was in too good a mood to mock me publically

 

[Sexual Stallone]

I'm confused, isn't Spaps the diaper guy?

 

[spaps]

I'm confused, isn't Spaps the diaper guy?

I don't know, I've lost track of all my fetishes.

 

[exball]

Happy slightly late fathers day everyone.

Spoiler: Fathers day

 

[Holdek]

Happy slightly late fathers day everyone.

Spoiler: Fathers day

Ha ha! Wow, what a story, exball!