Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

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US Congress will pass some kind of legislation to supposedly "fix" inflation, which will set records for the size of spending in it, where 99.99999999999999% of it will disappear into the ether, followed by inflation increasing at a record pace.

i.e. same shit, different day (year).
 
I think Ozzy Osbourne is on his last leg. I wouldn't be surprised if he's gone by the end of 2023. He's never touring again. The halftime show he did was basically a puppet show. Sharon just did a good job hiding the strings.

And speaking of Weekend At Bernie's: The Musical.... Mick Mars. Yes, I know he's looked like a corpse for decades. But he's been officially replaced by John 5 for tours because he can't handle it anymore. DJ Ashba has been doing a lot of Motley Crue recordings for years as well. Ankylosing Spondylitis can't feel very good when you are 71. I just don't think he's going to be with us much longer.

Moving on to more Kiwi-oriented things, I think that more people are going to start waking up to the tranny menace for what it is. We've seen a slow but steady trickle of articles so I think people are getting braver to speak their minds. It's going to take awhile for anything major to happen. But I feel like we are at the very dawn of trannies being told to fuck off in regards to some of the nastiest stuff they try to push as normal. The genie isn't going back in the bottle. But the pushback is happening.

God will once again decide that letting Tammy into Heaven will cause it to sink and tell her to sit in her wheelchair and stuff her face with Goober Grape and Marie Calendar for another year. She's like the world's fattest cockroach and I think she's going to be around a bit longer. But just a bit. Hope the Slatons have enough TLC money saved up for that super sized coffin.
 
-We news about Chris involving him being transferred to either a group home or an insane asylum
-Ralph will get in a firefight
-Ukraine and Russia finally get the weather necessary for retard assaults that ends with Russia cutting Ukraine off from Europe by land, Belarus makes a surprise appearance, Poland invades west Ukraine as a response
-Josh finally buys a gun
-The US starts to balkanize, troon shit is what breaks the union
 
Kanye dies, Keffals gets bitch slapped by Maple Leaf Police, and Ukraine gets a nuke dropped on them so that the US can send another trillion in Jew tainted money.
 
From most to less likely:

Tranch implodes, leaving but a barren land and a burnt house.

Metokur makes some sort of comeback (he's reading superberries at the time of post)

Byuu dies, for real. Troons trying to match the timeline.

Troon backslash hits critical mass, their privileges start to dwindle, seethe cope & dilate increases.
 
It's Year of Our Lord 2023. The Great Total Retard War has been waging for close to one year composed of endless proxy battles resulting in heavy casualties on both sides.

The Kiwi Farmers have all but given up relentlessly ridiculing their mutated oppressors, and the Troons in Tech (TiT) have at this point harassed every single natal woman in the tech industry along with every real female spouse of those in the tech industry, in order to censor the internet.

The Farmer's commander Null has streamlined the ways for them to swiftly contact internet providers and governments of nations alike. Following the international rules of engagement the cries for freedom by the Farmer's were not able to be silenced by the Troons.

The Troons in Tech (TiT) continue to use subterfuge, propaganda, and internationally outlawed DDoS attacks to bombard the Kiwi Farmers but their effectiveness begins to wane as their casualty rate hits 41%.
 
>What will happen this new year
Greta Thunberg will be awarded a medal by the UN as the first kid to be globally platformed for being literally retarded, Andrew Tate gets released on a plea deal and rats on the mastermind behind the prostitution ring Justin Trudeau and comes out of jail after 90 days proclaiming he was gay the whole time. Jeb Bush campaigns for a 2024 presidential run against Mitt Romney, Trump, and Kanye West which will inevitably end up with somebody getting shot. Alex Jones debates Cenk Uyghur with NPR moderating on the topics of bestiality and amphibious homosexuality. Joe biden will publicly call Kamala Harris a Nigger and pretend it didn't happen. Zelensky will come out as tranny, and former German Chancellor Angela merkel will die of a heart attack. Saudi Arabia will completely pull out of OPEC and China will assume the top global super power and will start referring to Americans as burgers and mutts publicly. Israel will officially declare Kanye West and Nick Fuentes as terrorists by name, Ralph's new address will be doxed and Jim's face revealed.
Screencap this.
 
Null dijo:
ok retards what's your predictions for 2023
Presiona para expandir...
i will finally get my license back.
also here's a fun thought. Someone who graduated high school in 2003 is old enough to be a grandparent now
 
Predictions are:

Lucas Roberts will run out of money and continue to fall into irrelevancy

Ethan Klien and Hila Klien will get divorced

More "consent accidents" for Liz wong ching chong jones

The Tranch will officially close and the mass graves will be found and dug up

Kiwifarms will continue to live and grow in users
 
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