Halo MCC/Infinite/general Griefing thread - Six months, two maps, no refunds

[30+GameOvers]

There's definitely some baffling choices here on the part of 343/HS and quite a bit of jank that wasn't even present in the original from 25 years ago. Levels have, for the most part, been recreated to match the originals, for better or for worse. The addition of sprint makes a lot of them claustrophobic and the devs decided to emulate the hardware shortcomings of a quarter century ago. They spent too much time trying to capture authenticity instead of fulfilling the implications of what couldn't be represented properly in the original.

Gee, almost as if they didn't understand what game they were trying to recreate, let alone "improve" on.

A game that is 90% someone else's legacy wrapped in UE5? Microsoft cut the wrong team, they should have handed Halo over to iD.

I'm good. If the new Doom game is anything to go by, gameplay might have been better but writing and characters would have been even cringier.

Shotgun reload animation when not empty is fucked. Chief racks the gun after a reload despite a round already being loaded, which would eject a round you JUST LOADED.

Magnum weapon ready animation is fucked. In OG Halo, Chief only pulls the slide back far enough to check the chamber for a round. In Campaign Evolved, he pulls the slide all the way back to the point you can fully see the cartridge, which, again, would eject a round.

Nobody at 343 understands how guns work, that's about right.

On Truth and Reconciliation, Marines used to wait on the ridge until you started shooting and would only drop down to the lower ground when you did. In Campaign Evolved, they jump down immediately as soon as you shoot. If all your Marines are killed, Foehammer still brings reinforcements, but Cortana's voice line for it is absent. While tractoring up into the ship, Marines don't have a floating animation, so they run in place as they ascend. Cortana's voice line about grunts running to replace a killed gunner on a turret only triggers after you mount a turret.

Marines spawning without heads

Flood Elites have a single death animation. Flood bodies suddenly vanish when destroyed with melee and no longer leave green residue. Flood outside of a certain distance have their animations slowed, probably holdover code to keep performance optimal on original hardware.

Banshee AI is quite possibly more retarded than it has ever been. They somehow made AI in a quarter century old game worse.

Are we sure this is UE5 and not Creation Engine?

I don't understand why people want to play games with "upgraded graphics". I've seen modded Skyrim and it just looks like an uncanny "riced out" classic Ford Mustang. Yeah, it probably looks cool to pretentious faggots who think painting a Ford Mustang with bright colors and gold rims is cool for some reason, but isn't there a beauty to the original model?

Because old games le bad, niggercattle doesn't care about gameplay and only cares about how shiny their toy is. Not that it matters, most of them don't even finish games, just play them for several hours and forget about them.

 

[PlapPlapPlapPlapPlap]

>REEEEE THE NPC CREW MEMBER HITBOXES ARE BROKEN, SOCIETY HAS FALLEN, BILLIONS MUST DIE
drink bleach you dumb tranny

 

[Professor Donger]

>REEEEE THE NPC CREW MEMBER HITBOXES ARE BROKEN, SOCIETY HAS FALLEN, BILLIONS MUST DIE
drink bleach you dumb tranny

You seem really invested in Halo Studios broken buggy mess my guy.

 

[PlapPlapPlapPlapPlap]

>just let me be loudly wrong and retarded in peace bro!

 

[Hooked on phobics]

"the chairs have fucked up hitboxes"

How badly do you have to fuck up a hitbox for a shot to make blood spurt, the woman scream, but also not be a hit?

I don't even know if you are trying to defend it anymore because this honestly makes the game sound SIGNIFICANTLY worse. Women with abnormal high hp is weird but purposeful design , Women splurtin blood and shrieking but it not being a hit implies absolutely CATASTROPHIC bad hit detection going on.

 

[Professor Donger]

How badly do you have to fuck up a hitbox for a shot to make blood spurt, the woman scream, but also not be a hit?

I don't even know if you are trying to defend it anymore because this honestly makes the game sound SIGNIFICANTLY worse. Women with abnormal high hp is weird but purposeful design , Women splurtin blood and shrieking but it not being a hit implies absolutely CATASTROPHIC bad hit detection going on.

You don't understand it's heckin art or something

 

[Hooked on phobics]

You don't understand it's heckin art or something

Its deep social commentary as to the endurance of wahmenz, how, they are actually far more durable than le hekkin chuds, and the chairs are a commentary on how white collar jobs provided social mobility and agency to women and feminism, as well as trans and non binary folx

 

[TrinityReformed]

You seem really invested in Halo Studios broken buggy mess my guy.

Poppycock. The Ed boy is simply asking for discipline.

 

[EfficientSchizophrenic]

All they had to do was to make a good Halo game once in their life to make the autists go wild with joy and they couldn't even do that right. They instead found reasons to complain (because woman nature) and A sexually spawn an ODST who's supposed to be "Lore accurate" when all she does is be the only one mocking master chief, because main character syndrome. Woman am I right?

 

[30+GameOvers]

Yeah it's not looking good

Excuse the shitty Vtuber but the girl boss will one shot you if you turn her hostile

She also apparently constantly bad mouths chief through the campaign not just the few times we've been shown

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You can tell QA hated this bitch so it's creator had to program the killswitch in to be petty. Reminds me of Fallout Frontier, where the entire faction of Crusader larpers(most of which are asians) turns on you the moment you kill the underage retarded child waifu OC of the creator, America. Same vibes, except America is somehow less annoying.
Looking forward to the most popular mod for the game being one where you can kill this bitch. Oh, and the annoying anime avatar in the video is a bitch too, couldn't you find some better footage?

 

[Professor Donger]

Poppycock. The Ed boy is simply asking for discipline.Ver archivo adjunto 9339632

Which would be fine, when he first brought up that people were potentially modding the game to make fun of shit that wasn't there I listened and kept an open mind.

I just think getting mad at people for pointing out that one problem being a different problem and how that doesn't automatically get the devs off the hook, is stupid

Like if Skyrim supposedly had a bug where you can't kill elves, and it then turns out that it's not that you can't kill elves, the elves just have a bug preventing them from dying to swords, that doesn't make Bethesda's coding fuck up any better like at all.

Pointing this out shouldn't result in rage

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Looking forward to the most popular mod for the game being one where you can kill this bitch

Actually, I think even better would be a mod where the covenant bio engineer's those cunts en masse and it just replaces every enemy with body morphed versions of her. I'd play that.

 

[TrinityReformed]

Which would be fine, when he first brought up that people were potentially modding the game to make fun of shit that wasn't there I listened and kept an open mind.

I just think getting mad at people for pointing out that one problem being a different problem and doesn't automatically get the devs off the hook, is stupid

Like if Skyrim supposedly had a bug where you can't kill elves, and it then turns out that it's not that you can't kill elves, the elves just have a bug preventing them from dying to swords, that doesn't make Bethesda's coding fuck up any better like at all.

Pointing this out shouldn't result in rage

I meant more along the lines of discipline = beating. Was just trying to lighten things up before we tard spiral.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Actually, I think even better would be a mod where the covenant bio engineer's those cunts en masse and it just replaces every enemy with body morphed versions of her. I'd play that.

She already shit talks Chief more than the Covenant does, so it would actually work.

 

[Professor Donger]

I meant more along the lines of discipline = beating. Was just trying to lighten things up before we tard spiral.

Jokes on you I'm always tard spiraling

 

[Professor Donger]

Looking forward to the most popular mod for the game being one where you can kill this bitch. Oh, and the annoying anime avatar in the video is a bitch too, couldn't you find some better footage?

Unfortunately I was at work browsing Twitter and he popped up first. I would have found a better one if I could have.

 

[whatchamacallit]

He's a furry in denial btw.

He's in denial about it?

 

[Nameless One]

He's in denial about it?

He argues on his YouTube post feed to his fans about it. Insists he's not a furry.

 

[The Doom Slayer]

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

All they had to do was to make a good Halo game once in their life to make the autists go wild with joy and they couldn't even do that right. They instead found reasons to complain (because woman nature) and A sexually spawn an ODST who's supposed to be "Lore accurate" when all she does is be the only one mocking master chief, because main character syndrome. Woman am I right?
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Modern Halo studio is driven by:

- Karen-first ideologies
- Wokeness over players first
- Ideological hiring
- TROONIFIED women
- Inclusion to serve a ideology




Even ChatGPT knows