Halo MCC/Infinite/general Griefing thread - Six months, two maps, no refunds

[Room Temp Shrimp]

poof out of existence when you try and shoot them.

From what I've seen in that scene, the men are coded as NPCs, and the women are coded as static objects. There's probably a joke in there somewhere.

I'll wait for the weekend before ill call it a flop though. Also, its a weird time to release, isn't it? A Tuesday morning?

 

[Miragestallio]

Please God let this be the end of 343. I don't care if we never get a halo game again, let it be the last

 

[whatchamacallit]

A bridge officer whose face was originally a 3D scan of Bungie engineer Matt Segur (confirmed by Marty O’Donnell) have been made into a black woman.

Ver archivo adjunto 9336242Ver archivo adjunto 9336314Ver archivo adjunto 9336318

You can't kill women in Halo remaster

halo-cantkillwoman.mp4

Flush Williams down the toilet

halo-lol.mp4

It is hard to put into words just how raped Halo is
The best thing to do would be to fire everyone at 343 (out of a cannon) and nuke all 343 lore at this point, it's so joever.

 

[Caligurette]

I'm seeing reports on X that you can kill male npcs all you want but female npcs are either completely invulnerable or poof out of existence when you try and shoot them.

If so, holy woke Sneedman.

the schizo in me was probably thinking they responded to fucking Synthetic Man of all people when it came to his critism of: "erm, its weird these woke feminist game devs add so much female enemies and NPCs you can KILL in brutal ways??? thats like a contradiction lol" and they actually believed that

 

[Lord of the Pajeets]

Layoff most of Id and keep 343 around to make this absolute flop when you could have just forced Id to make Halo like you did with Obsidian and Fallout. MicroJeet only making the best decisions!

 

[Day of the Cope]

I can't wait for all the coping retards to tell me "just you wait until the weekend, than you'll see" like the issue with the playercount is that it's a Tuesday.

Layoff most of Id and keep 343 around to make this absolute flop when you could have just forced Id to make Halo like you did with Obsidian and Fallout. MicroJeet only making the best decisions!

id Software pinched off Dork Ages after screwing over Mick Gordon. If you think they'd have done a better job, you're delusional.

 

[Jace on ice]

The people who would have been huge Halo fans in their teens are in their 40s now and probably don't play many videogames and zoomers don't care about Halo.

Who is the intended audience here exactly?

 

[PlapPlapPlapPlapPlap]

0:35

If you fell for the fake and gay "game won't let you kill the wahmen" meme, come collect your retarded nigger award.

 

[God of Nothing]

halobetrayal.mp4

If you fell for the fake and gay "game won't let you kill the wahmen" meme, come collect your retarded nigger award.

would've been comedy gold

 

[Lord of the Pajeets]

id Software pinched off Dork Ages after screwing over Mick Gordon. If you think they'd have done a better job, you're delusional.

I'm not saying it would be good but it would be better than whatever slop 343 can produce.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

halobetrayal.mp4

That's a mod.

If you fell for the fake and gay "game won't let you kill the wahmen" meme, come collect your retarded nigger award.

 

[An Ordinary Ordinator]

halobetrayal.mp4

If you fell for the fake and gay "game won't let you kill the wahmen" meme, come collect your retarded nigger award.

You think anyone’s gonna play this to find out? Just because something sounds ridiculous doesn’t mean it’s impossible.

 

[Swine Schwein]

It is for the good of mankind to believe anything negative about these products without reservation or personal experience.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

halobetrayal.mp4

If you fell for the fake and gay "game won't let you kill the wahmen" meme, come collect your retarded nigger award.

>master chief has gone rampant
These niggers.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

0:49

 

[Breadbassket]

Halo is one of those IPs where if they just made it a shamelessly masculine power fantasy it would instantly generate billions of dollars in revenue but they're so ideologically captured they won't even consider it.

Just combine Halo with Doom, can't go wrong with that at this point.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Imagine having the opportunity to rectify one of the original sins of the first Halo game (letting Randy Pitchford make an inferior port to the PC) and you fuck it up.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

halobetrayal.mp4

If you fell for the fake and gay "game won't let you kill the wahmen" meme, come collect your retarded nigger award.

So you're saying the woman is just 10 times as tanky??? That's not... better. Infact this feels like an "erm ACKSHUALLY" cop out, why are women way more resistant to buckshot to the head anyway???

The specifics were wrong, but this is like someone saying to calm down, there's a no burglar in your home, it's actually a bear. Whatever, something is still fucked.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

 

[Großmann]

A bridge officer whose face was originally a 3D scan of Bungie engineer Matt Segur (confirmed by Marty O’Donnell) have been made into a black woman.

Ver archivo adjunto 9336242Ver archivo adjunto 9336314Ver archivo adjunto 9336318

You can't kill women in Halo remaster

halo-cantkillwoman.mp4

Flush Williams down the toilet

halo-lol.mp4

So women and children in games are now treated the same at Microsoft lol. Much stronk. Many stunning.

Edit: Just saw @PlapPlapPlapPlapPlap
I should have verified shit coming from X. It does seem like they have crazy amount of health for no reason though.