Halo MCC/Infinite/general Griefing thread - Six months, two maps, no refunds

What did you think of Infinite after the campaign showcase?

  • It looked good

  • Good, but they need to iron out some issues

  • Majorly apprehensive

  • It sucked donkey dick

  • I need to see more

  • I don't know

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>direction is shit in all regards
>fuck up the music
>hard miltary warrior woman

The warrior woman shit is what gets me everytime. It's the biggest red flag of anything modern.

You know like every historical woman who led men into battle was typically not a cunt. They are rare, but usually they tended to actually not be cunts.
 
Jesus, this is fucking embarrassing. Chief just standing there with his dick in his hand while the Prophet introduces the Covenant like they're the Ginyu Force or something.
The mongoloids making this dogshit need to be shoved into a buzzsaw.
>fucking prophet has vitiligo
so these ALIENS have the exact same biological markup as terran mammal lifeforms?
also all the times the chief was caught with his dick in his hand near the prophets he was usually disarmed and they fucked off the exact nanosecond they recognized him rather than doing retarded monologuing.

this is fucking failed theatherkid shit man, at least i know microjeet had to pay a lot of money for these retards to do this retarded shit so gotta take the good with the bad i guess.
 
"Hey, demon! Shut up!"

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For anyone wanting to suffer.

Williams Sacrifices Herself To Save Master Chief Scene​

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She is an ODST so her hostility is not unsual but just pointless and overblown. I guess she had a "good death" or something.

Fucking lame. Bold of 343 to slander the name of ODST like that.


Strange, no girlbossery here, just a faithful depiction of a young man losing a family member and enlisting to take up arms to kill his enemies. Also, 16 years... FUCK. I'm still salty we never got a Helldivers-styled ODST game.
 
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Niggers on xitter want to use the excuse that the ODST's canonicaly hated the Spartans and I think that's fucking retarded. This is a war of extermination. Humanity is about to be wiped from the galactic map and this stupid cunt wants to keep a grudge that no one in the situation would realistically give a fuck about by this point. YOU ARE ALL ABOUT TO DIE YOU STUPID WHORE. SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND DO YOUR FUCKING JOB.
 
"Don't you know that the ODST's hated the Spartans so this girl boss sweet baby insert is actually a good thing!"

You need to call these people faggots, tell them they should have been gatekept out of this franchise and then ignore them.

How many people got laid off from Halo Studios in the recent layoffs? Because it definitely wasn't enough.

Edit: These faggots are all over my social media feeds suddenly, which makes me think a lot of firms are getting paid off to try to salvage this garbage. They keep posting this video of her sitting on around after killing a bunch of Covenant and Cheif saying good work and being like "She's such a bad ass"

That's the problem, retards. A big thing with the original Halo was the power fantasy that YOU were the only one that was a super badass.

This is what we get when we let the inclusion people who got nothing but participation trophies make these remakes.
 
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>direction is shit in all regards
>fuck up the music
>hard miltary warrior woman

The warrior woman shit is what gets me everytime. It's the biggest red flag of anything modern.

You know like every historical woman who led men into battle was typically not a cunt. They are rare, but usually they tended to actually not be cunts.
There's a lack of humility in the bones of such characters. They don't command respect or the audience's appeal because there's no impression or even implication they were in any role other than the one we see—they left the womb a high-ranking soldier/general and that's that. In past media, high-ranking military officers who never saw combat had this depiction usually, and they were either extremely arrogant. or cowards, or both. That's why so many of them feel arrogant because the writers haven't even considered what they were like in a lesser role, so there's no humility to temper them, which is what usually happens. The way they dole out orders is as someone who has never received a direct order in their life.

Aliens, which Halo derives a lot of inspiration from, featured a semi-subversion of this given they have such a character and he does eventually lock-in (after being humbled). He dies with the warrior woman archetype that modern stories seem incapable of doing.
(Notice she still frowns and clasps onto the LT? It doesn't erase her past bravado and helps make her more likeable because it makes her more human. Stories are afraid to depict such characters having any vulnerable side out of fear it will overshadow the "badass girlboss" they've been depicting up to that point.)

Vasquez was a grunt like the other marines, and so was on their level not above them. It's rare to find such characters unless they're a subordinate to a hilariously incompetent leader who dies early in the story making them the defacto leader.

Halo 1 didn't have a Vasquez eqivalent but they had Foehammer, who was basically an expy of the pilot from Aliens.
She drops shit off for you, picks you up, says the odd bit of encouragement here and there.

Modern writers lack the restraint to do a Foehammer (woman in military who does her job well and without condescension), and the humility to do a Vasquez (a soldier who is on the same level as the other soldiers).


 
I hate to be THAT NIGGA, but her being a total cunt to chief IS in character, she's an ODST. It's almost always been consistent that ODST have been at odds with Spartans, even going back to fall of reach.
Like 343 gives a single fuck about canon or what's in character. If they could retcon the forerunners they can retcon her not being a bitch.
The worst part is that they have tried this before and fail. This is a repeat of their previously most hated character Palmer and just like her this is another self insert.
2) The most-professional in any given situation (more logical/emotionally mature) which gets portrayed as the girlbossy archetype we're all more or less familiar with.
I would even say that the reverse is true when it comes to Williams. She's rude, immature and egotistical.
 
As much as I dislike the William Dietz's novel, one character I liked from The Flood was Major Silva, who much like this annoying new character hated Spartans and John. Main difference between him and Williams is that his arrogance and delusions ended up ultimately causing not just his demise, but all who he rallied aboard the Truth & Reconciliation. This new character they added with her grandiose sacrifice to save Chief doesn't fit the same bill.
 
I watched the cutscenes. No. Just no. This is MY Ghostbusters 2016 moment. I'm not playing this. While I like the look of some things (the Autumn and Mark V looks excellent imo), everything else looks fucking wrong. There is zero respect for what came before, this was cranked out as a cash grab, the voice acting is stilted as fuck from people we all know can act. I'm not paying for this. It also just tramples over every bit of lore that came before. I am/was one of those book people. They have obliterated the original trilogy of books at this point. They cannot stand that they cannot touch certain things like when shields got introduced, and have decided to burn it all fucking down.

The most hilarious one is the Longsword. Nigga how the FUCK are you picking up Linda in First Strike??? The nu Longsword Chief jets out in is just a fighter jet, not this cool interceptor bomber thing with long term living quarters. You can't stuff a cryopod back there. They have broken the story so hard that they are publishing a new omnibus with the first 3 books in a month or two that you KNOW is going to be edited to hell and back to make any of this make sense. Guess Linda is getting the tow cable treatment. FUCK NIGGER.
 
Let's face it. This is a prototype for how they plan to make Halo games in the future, and little else. Why risk making Halo 7 a complete stinker when they could use a remake as a practice piece instead? This is just them trying to get a new process down.

Pfft.

Hahahahaha.

I almost managed to keep a straight face.

Halo is fucked now. It is forever fucked.

Who's the smelly global south retard who thought giving stealth elites the strongest shields in the game was a sound design choice? In Halo 1 they don't have shields at all, in lolreach (what this game really is, under the hood) they have the weakest shields of all elites. So somebody went out of their way to do this.
Yeah, I noticed that, too. They have stronger shields than gold elites, what the actual fuck.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hz8X2A7wHyQI watched the cutscenes. No. Just no. This is MY Ghostbusters 2016 moment. I'm not playing this. While I like the look of some things (the Autumn and Mark V looks excellent imo), everything else looks fucking wrong. There is zero respect for what came before, this was cranked out as a cash grab, the voice acting is stilted as fuck from people we all know can act. I'm not paying for this. It also just tramples over every bit of lore that came before. I am/was one of those book people. They have obliterated the original trilogy of books at this point. They cannot stand that they cannot touch certain things like when shields got introduced, and have decided to burn it all fucking down.

The most hilarious one is the Longsword. Nigga how the FUCK are you picking up Linda in First Strike??? The nu Longsword Chief jets out in is just a fighter jet, not this cool interceptor bomber thing with long term living quarters. You can't stuff a cryopod back there. They have broken the story so hard that they are publishing a new omnibus with the first 3 books in a month or two that you KNOW is going to be edited to hell and back to make any of this make sense. Guess Linda is getting the tow cable treatment. FUCK NIGGER.
>strap Linda's ass to the outside
>put rocket boosters on her cryo pod
>launch her like a missile
>she wakes up out of cryo half-dead, rifle in hand
>snipes a Seraph pilot mid-course by somehow ricocheting a flechette through the engine cowling, past the reactor, off the inside of the canopy glass, and into an Elite's face
>goes back to sleep
 
The most hilarious one is the Longsword. Nigga how the FUCK are you picking up Linda in First Strike??? The nu Longsword Chief jets out in is just a fighter jet, not this cool interceptor bomber thing with long term living quarters. You can't stuff a cryopod back there. They have broken the story so hard that they are publishing a new omnibus with the first 3 books in a month or two that you KNOW is going to be edited to hell and back to make any of this make sense. Guess Linda is getting the tow cable treatment. FUCK NIGGER.
All of this just so they could have an incredibly shit 'fight' scene between Chief and a Flood Tank that completely destroys the tension of the final escape. The Autumn's about to explode, but Chief and the flood have enough time for this little gay slapfight.
 
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So they're finally here, shooting at you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this covie rap!
Huh!
Did they seriously have a prophet say "diversity is our strength" and introduce each member of the Covenant like a Power Rangers lineup complete with them striking capeshit poses?

Good Lord this would be considered a parody 20 years ago.

Also aren't the Kig-Yar canonically kinda stupid and the Jiralhanae supposed to be quite smart and resourceful despite their brutish appearance? What's with these stereotypes?
 
All of this just so they could have an incredibly shit 'fight' scene between Chief and a Flood Tank that completely destroys the tension of the final escape. The Autumn's about to explode, but Chief and the flood have enough time for this little gay slapfight.
It was dumb. I know people are having an argument about lore and it's importance... but it exists so you don't have to deal with this. You never had tank forms on alpha halo, you never had a gravemind to make them. Frankly it was a small outbreak, which is what made 2 and later 3 that much more hype. But you were alone basically, so it was still very spooky. Shit could remain tense while steadily amping up as we got to Halo 3. By Halo 3, the situation is turbofucked, and it takes a miracle to stop the Flood, even with help from Arbiter and friends. There is so much fucking wrong bro.
 
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