Halo MCC/Infinite/general Griefing thread - Six months, two maps, no refunds

What did you think of Infinite after the campaign showcase?

  • It looked good

  • Good, but they need to iron out some issues

  • Majorly apprehensive

  • It sucked donkey dick

  • I need to see more

  • I don't know

  • Craig monke


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Then why bother giving the AI a human model at all? There's a reason the holograms in Blade Runner look like Anna De Armis and not Amy Schumer, to encourage people to engage with them.

Let's get rid of Master Chief's iconic armour while we're at it, make him look like a normal soldier. It just has to be practical and not aesthetic, right?
Why give her model if you can't jack off to it? Probably to give you something more to get attached to as the audience, I feel like it works better that way than just a disembodied voice. I agree that trannies and gross fat bitches are uglifying women in western games, I just don't think this is one of those cases.
 
The payoff to this has finally arrived, Marty just won his primary tonight - he's beaten the next closest candidate by almost 2x as many votes as of the current count - and will be the Republican candidate in his congressional district this November.

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Edit: Also here's his official announcement of triumph in the above primary.

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Why give her model if you can't jack off to it?
Why do retards like you always try to make it about muh dick? If I'm going to spend the majority of a game looking at a character I want them to have an appealing design, whether they're a man or a woman. No one wants to spend 10-20 hours looking at Plain Janes or Normal Normans.

If I just wanted to beat off I'm sure there are terabytes of degenerate Cortana porn on the Internet.
 
Why give her model if you can't jack off to it? Probably to give you something more to get attached to as the audience, I feel like it works better that way than just a disembodied voice. I agree that trannies and gross fat bitches are uglifying women in western games, I just don't think this is one of those cases.
"I can't play a videogame without wacking off to it"
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The payoff to this has finally arrived, Marty just won his primary tonight - he's beaten the next closest candidate by almost 2x as many votes as of the current count - and will be the Republican candidate in his congressional district this November.

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Edit: Also here's his official announcement of triumph in the above primary.

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Good for him, glad that Marty is living his good life even after Bungie.
 
Why do retards like you always try to make it about muh dick? If I'm going to spend the majority of a game looking at a character I want them to have an appealing design, whether they're a man or a woman. No one wants to spend 10-20 hours looking at Plain Janes or Normal Normans.

If I just wanted to beat off I'm sure there are terabytes of degenerate Cortana porn on the Internet.
I think plain jane and normal the normalfag wagie are ok at worst, this trend of pozzing and muttifying already stablished character designs? No, that's just unacceptable.
Also:
Xbox has an entire website devoted to DEI guidelines for their games.

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Why give her model if you can't jack off to it? Probably to give you something more to get attached to as the audience, I feel like it works better that way than just a disembodied voice. I agree that trannies and gross fat bitches are uglifying women in western games, I just don't think this is one of those cases.
It's a visual medium, that doesn't mean people want to masturbate to everything they find attractive.
 
I just watched the gameplay previews and whoever thought it was a good idea to change the sniper rifle's sound should be forced to eat a raw onion like an apple. The hunter's fuel rod gun sounds like a toy laser gun, you can barely hear it now, it lost any punch it had. I also HATE HATE HATE how everything is so shiny and glossy, it looks like a demo for a low budget fanmade UE5 game and the motion blur looks straight up gross. And by the way, what the fuck was the point of adding sprint? It barely gives you a speed boost, if at all, and the levels were not designed around it. Braindead inclusion.
 
I just watched the gameplay previews and whoever thought it was a good idea to change the sniper rifle's sound should be forced to eat a raw onion like an apple. The hunter's fuel rod gun sounds like a toy laser gun, you can barely hear it now, it lost any punch it had. I also HATE HATE HATE how everything is so shiny and glossy, it looks like a demo for a low budget fanmade UE5 game and the motion blur looks straight up gross. And by the way, what the fuck was the point of adding sprint? It barely gives you a speed boost, if at all, and the levels were not designed around it. Braindead inclusion.
I can't wait for crowbcat's video.
 
nuHALO fans deserve every bit of slop Microshit and 343 shovels into them as well. Or the shilling has begun. Either way, we'll probably see more of Remake Evolved.

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What a redundant tweet, considering it was already confirmed that Halos 2 and 3 are getting the Marxist Haircut. A Reach remake isn't even confirmed to be off the table. We officially live in the timeline where annoying zoomers and gen-a will speak for games they never truly played, refusing to give a chance to what was actually good and lumping them in with this mediocrity.
 
I'm not even going to nitpick, the gameplay trailer looked okay, but i still see no reason to buy this game when i already have both MCC and the original CE on disc.
It doesn't help that I will always know that the only reason they're doing this is because Xbox told them to stop fucking around and just make "safe" sales since they obviously can't handle new titles.

Even if i had neither of my copies of CE, it would still be hard to sell this to me when I can just buy MCC for probably the same price and get pretty much the same game + four more complete titles and multiplayer. The obvious answer is to just make the next halo installment that fans will want but instead they might just take that as "we have to shut down MCC or it will siphon our remake revenue for the next 10 years".
 
Why is Cortana frowning? Did she see herself in the mirror?

I wonder how they modelled these. Did they use face scans or did they model them by hand? The fact it's different faces makes me think they are scans. Would also explain these strange facial expressions.
 
And by the way, what the fuck was the point of adding sprint? It barely gives you a speed boost, if at all, and the levels were not designed around it. Braindead inclusion.
The argument from nigger cattle Nu-Halo fans is that sprint is a staple of modern FPS games and that Halo, instead of being a trendsetter like it was in its peak, should just copy what everyone else is doing no matter how detrimental it is to the series' core gameplay loop.
 
The argument from nigger cattle Nu-Halo fans is that sprint is a staple of modern FPS games and that Halo, instead of being a trendsetter like it was in its peak, should just copy what everyone else is doing no matter how detrimental it is to the series' core gameplay loop.
Another argument we're hearing is "the new game looks great stop complaining and be happy we're getting SOMETHING!", which is something you hear from cattle about any franchise, you must enjoy EVERY new installment no matter who lame or half-baked it is and be grateful for whatever slop gets doled out.
 
The game hasn't even come out yet and I already feel fatigued in a way as if I've already played this to death and got tired of it. It's the kind of soulless where I just don't feel anything when looking at these images, not excitement or disappointment. Just nothing.
I can't wait for crowbcat's video.
I think Crowbcat will only make a video on this if it doesn't get covered to death, which it most certainly will be.
 
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