Halloween Horror Movie thread

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I decided to watch a new Horror/thriller film every night for October, leading up to the big day. I made this thread because I am looking for recommendations. The pattern I'm hoping to achieve is from least scary to most scary, since I'm very squeamish, I figured I would work my way up. I'll make a review of each film every night after I watch it.

For the first night, I decided to watch Death of A Unicorn. I figured it was light enough to start out.

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Graphic Documentaries and Shitty B horror flicks are fine to recommend, but I will not watch if it's straight-up torture porn.
 
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Smile 1 and 2 (Spookie rating = 2/5)
The Descent (Spookie rating = 3/5)
The Shining (Spookie rating = 2/5)
Alien (Spookie rating = 2/5)
Aliens (Spookie rating = 2/5)
Alien Covenant (Spookie rating = 2/5)
It Follows (Spookie rating = 3/5)
Oddity (2024) (Spookie rating = 4/5)
The Empty Man (heard good things but haven't watched it yet)
Ju-On: The Grudge (2002) (Spookie rating = 5/5)
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The Eye / Seeing Ghosts (2002) (Spookie rating = 4/5)
The Ring (Spookie rating = 4/5)
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The Blair Witch Project (Spookie rating = 4/5)
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Friday the 13th (Spookie rating = 1/5)
Halloween (Spookie rating = 1/5)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (Spookie rating = 1/5)
The Nightmare Before Christmas (Spookie rating = 0/5)
Under the Skin (Spookie rating = 3/5)
Lake Mungo (not seen but recommended to me)
The Voices (2014) (Spookie rating = 2/5)
The Green Inferno (Spookie rating = 1/5)
Black Water (2007) (Spookie rating = 2/5)
The Reef (2010) (Spookie rating = 2/5)
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The Thing from the 80s is amazing, and while I think most slashers are dated or lame now I feel like Friday the 13th Part 6 holds up pretty good as a fun cheeseball Halloween movie.
 
I'm so glad you asked ;)!

Some of them are kind of out there, or more silly than terrifying, but I personally wouldn't classify them as too scary except for one or two (they made me very anxious, but I was never scared) and some of them are very gory. But there is no torture porn, I hate those too. Laziest form of horror.
- Hellraiser (mainly 1 and 2, but 3 is good too if you are in the mood for something more silly. There is a cenobite that literally shoots dvds out of its chest lol).
- Evil Dead 2 (tho 1 is cool, I personally really like it when movies have to be creative bc of their low budget)
- Evil Stepsister ( Cinderella inspired horror movie. It made me gag like 2 times and that never happens. May be slight PL but I've worked with a LOT of bodily fluid and gross real life wounds, and nothing had affected me like this. It's probably the closest to the Grimm's brothers original story)
- The Grudge (is it scary? No. But it made me anxious. Also the croaking sound the ghost makes....)
- Opera by Dario Argento (One of his more "normie" movies but easier to follow the narrative.....or maybe I was too high when I watched the other ones. A man gets obsessed with an opera singer, also great visuals)
- Suspiria 2022 version (it's basically a remake of Suspiria by Dario Argento but it incorporates the other 2 films that are part of the triology. The original suspiria is a delight to watch when it comes to aesthetic and music, but I found it very "awkward" and slow. This remake really hones in on the horror and the actress is PHENOMENAL)
- Possesion (1981) (a classic. Husband gets cucked by a demon and the ending is just wtf)
- Hausu (surrealist 70's japanese horror movie about a haunted house. It's a very unoriginal premise tbh, but something that I love about old horror movies is the special effects. Also, iirc, the director co wrote this movie with his 5 year old daughter and you can tell the parts that the kid wrote )
- Incantation (more of psychological horror than anything. Retarded vloggers disrespect a god and mess with things that should be left alone)
- Audition (A man decides to go back into the dating scene after a long while and gets lost in the BPD pussy. Also psychological horror with a little bit of surrealism bc this is Takashi Miike so of course there is gonna be weird stuff mixed in. There is only one scene with blood and it made me queasy )
- Tokyo Gore Police (In the future there are criminals that become "engineers" and the privatized japanese force has a special squad for dealing with it. LOTS of body horror and LOTS of blood, so perhaps you should leave this one for last)
- Stopmotion (A stopmotion arstist goes mad after losing her mother. Uses one of my favorite mediums PLUS there is a complicated mother- daughter relationship? Yeah, OF COURSE I recommend this)
- Mad God (I think this is more horror adjacent, but it's a stop motion movie about a man that basically goes down to hell. It's bizarre, I don't even know if there is any true plot, but anything that is stop motion I'm gonna eat it up)
- Jacob's Ladder (you know silent hill? Well, it got most of it's inspo from this movie: viet soldier with ptsd starts hallucinating monsters. Body horror)
- The Fly, the David Cronenberg version (another classic. I wouldn't say it's scary at all, but it's pretty gross. Again. lots of body horror)
- The classics too: Friday the 13th, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, etc

- Butcher, Baker, Nightmare maker (an aunt is obsessed with her nephew and starts killing people but the detective assigned to the case is more interested in finding out if the boy sucks cock. "People saw your aunt dismembering a body? HA! Nice try faggot". Also, the SFX are SO BAD, at one point you can see a mannequin's hand flying)
- Sledgehammer (awful, just overall awful and the acting is SO bad. The fact that we are supposed to believe that the men with receding hairlines are in their 20s is the cherry on top. One of the final scenes did scare me a little bit tho, the killer looked a little creepy)

those are all the ones I can think of for now. I have a list of other movies that I want to watch but haven't gotten to it yet:

- Eraserhead
- When Evil Lurks
- Terrified (NOT Terrifier)
- Skinamarink
- Longlegs
- Eraserhead
- Creep
- The Thing
- The Creature From The Black Lagoon
- The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
- Vampire Clay
- Alucarda
- Valerie and her week of wonders (a little bit of a stretch to call it horror but it has horror elements)
- The Cube
- Oddity
 
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Some fun ones to start:
Manos, the hands of fate: not spooky or great but awesome as a background movie while doing house chores.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original, not the remake): actually a pretty clean movie and not really that scary.
Frankenstein, Dracula, The Wolfman: any of the classic Universal films are less scary and more atmospheric and interesting. Great to get in the spoooooky mood.
Halloween (original): not very graphic but I find it a spooky fun time to this day.
Prom Night (original): great, murder-mystery type slasher. Not very graphic, has a disco soundtrack and Leslie Nielson in a serious role.
Now for some scary shit:
Suspiria (original): beautiful, atmospheric, haunting, and triggered my fight or flight responce when i first watched it.
The Shining (tv series or the movie): spooky and kinda scary, best enjoyed in the depth of winter though.
The Burning: better than Friday the 13th. Violent, cool soundtrack, but there's one bad special effect that kinda ruins things near the end.
My Bloody Valentine (original): permanently censored sadly, but one of the scariest slashers. If you ever want to listen to me rant, DM about my thoughts on this one.
The Howling: a great werewolf film and the one that started the modern werewolf tropes. Sequels are a rollercoaster of shit that go on for 7 more films.
An American Werewolf in London: the last hurrah of the classic werewolf tropes with some amazing effects and apparently it's pretty scary for some.
Gingersnaps: great werewolf movie with a different plot. More emotional than your average horror movie.
 
Man it's hard to make recommendations as I enjoy horror for the schlock aspect more than the thrills.
The Halloween, Nightmare on Elm St, Chucky, and Scream franchises obviously. Really depends what aspects you like tho. Based on 'no torture porn', Saw is definitely out, as is Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Late Night with the Devil is a cool period-piece
Dog Soldiers is low-budget brit werewolf kino but very tongue-in-cheek
Gremlins and Chucky series more on the comedy side

I really like old 80s/early 90s horror thrillers but there are so many of them and I mostly like the ways they fail more than how sincerely good they are(n't). So not gonna recommend any of those beyond the franchises I already did.
 
The Empty Man (heard good things but haven't watched it yet)
That movie is fantastic.
The Void (2016) is also great and has that lovecraftian feel to it.
Longlegs (2024) is very creepy, but I wish they had explored more the detective thriller aspect of the movie.
And I don't think this counts as horror, but Mandy (2018 ) is really cool.

Bonus: 30 Monedas (30 coins) it's a spanish HBO horror show with a mix of catholic and lovecraftian themes, it was cancelled tho.
You can watch the first episode as it's own thing, since it's 80mins long.
The rest of the show keeps getting crazier and crazier to a ridiculous point, it kind of losses what made it good in the first place.
Season 2 ends with Paul Giamatti using an incan ancient aliens spaceship to travel trough the eye of God he summoned with the necronomicon and ends up in a reality where the roman empire never fell.
 
- Eraserhead

- The Thing
- The Creature From The Black Lagoon
- The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
I know ive heard great things on Eraserhead, but I've yet to watch it personally.

The Thing from Another Planet is a great classic horror film, wonderful suspence.
The Thing (1981) is a great modern horror film with insane effects. A true spectacle.

The Creature from the Black Lagoon never made an impression on me but I respect the original story. Also, has weird sequels!

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is a movie i remember like a bad dream. I need to watch it again, as it's been a hot minute, but the sets and visuals always stuck with me.
 
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Smile 1 and 2 (Spookie rating = 2/5)
The Descent (Spookie rating = 3/5)
The Shining (Spookie rating = 2/5)
Alien (Spookie rating = 2/5)
Aliens (Spookie rating = 2/5)
Alien Covenant (Spookie rating = 2/5)
It Follows (Spookie rating = 3/5)
Oddity (2024) (Spookie rating = 4/5)
The Empty Man (heard good things but haven't watched it yet)
Ju-On: The Grudge (2002) (Spookie rating = 5/5)
Dark Water (2002) Hideo Nakata (Spookie rating = 4/5)
The Eye / Seeing Ghosts (2002) (Spookie rating = 4/5)
The Ring (Spookie rating = 4/5)
The 6th Sense (Spookie rating = 2/5)
Memories of Murder (2003) (Korean) (Spookie rating = 2/5)
The Blair Witch Project (Spookie rating = 4/5)
Poltergeist (Spookie rating = 1/5)
Friday the 13th (Spookie rating = 1/5)
Halloween (Spookie rating = 1/5)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (Spookie rating = 1/5)
The Nightmare Before Christmas (Spookie rating = 0/5)
Under the Skin (Spookie rating = 3/5)
Lake Mungo (not seen but recommended to me)
The Voices (2014) (Spookie rating = 2/5)
The Green Inferno (Spookie rating = 1/5)
Black Water (2007) (Spookie rating = 2/5)
The Reef (2010) (Spookie rating = 2/5)
Annihilation (2018] (Spookie rating = 2/5)
The Ritual (Spookie rating = 2/5)
Donnie Darko (Spookie rating = 1/5)
Honestly Aliens isn't really a horror movie to me it was just another action movie.
 
My Bloody Valentine (original): permanently censored sadly, but one of the scariest slashers. If you ever want to listen to me rant, DM about my thoughts on this one.
oh my god how could I have forgotten this! OP, definitely watch it. It's up there with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Friday the 13th but for some reason it doesn't get the praise it deserves. Didn't it get a sequel and a remake?

Also, Prom Night had the QUIETEST fighting scenes I've ever seen in my life. Plus the soundtrack is on Spotify but for some reason they have a bunch of songs that they didn't use.

The Creature from the Black Lagoon never made an impression on me but I respect the original story. Also, has weird sequels!

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is a movie i remember like a bad dream. I need to watch it again, as it's been a hot minute, but the sets and visuals always stuck with me.

That sounds amazing actually. The more bizarre a horror movie is, the more I like it. Tbh, I only want to watch it bc Suehiro Maruo is heavily inspired by that movie.

There was a weird polish horror film about a train that traveled through time or something like that. I saw the poster of it but I could never find it and I don't remember the name (:_(
 
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Didn't My Bloody Valentine have a sequel and a remake?
No clue on a sequel but it had a shitty 3D remake that also was kinda a sequel at the same time.

It's a Canadian slasher film which is why it gets the shaft so often. It was also heavily cut for ages, even the directors cut version is still missing 2 major scenes but i won't go into it too much.
 
No clue on a sequel but it had a shitty 3D remake that also was kinda a sequel at the same time.

It's a Canadian slasher film which is why it gets the shaft so often. It was also heavily cut for ages, even the directors cut version is still missing 2 major scenes but i won't go into it too much.
I can’t quote individual posts but That one is definitely on the list, I’ll probably save it for the 28th?

Sent you dm
 
For the first night, I decided to watch Death of A Unicorn. I figured it was light enough to start out.
I started watching this and then turned it off, not really interesting and not really a horror. Basically a long episode of Wednesday

For the second night I will be watching Sledgehammer recommended by @lav3nder men4ce , he’s sold me on it
 
I need to rewatch the lighthouse 2019

Edit: Mad god as well.
 
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It’s actually really nice to see in this thread that people are recommending really niche and classic movies rather than the typical A24 (((slow burn))) slop, even if I don’t get to all the movies by the end of this month I am definitely going to keep them on my watchlist for the future
 
- Eraserhead
- When Evil Lurks
- Terrified (NOT Terrifier)
- Skinamarink
- Longlegs
- Eraserhead
- Creep
- The Thing
- The Creature From The Black Lagoon
- The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
- Vampire Clay
- Alucarda
- Valerie and her week of wonders (a little bit of a stretch to call it horror but it has horror elements)
- The Cube
- Oddity
I endorse:
- Eraserhead
- Skinamarink (eh, mostly, kinda dicey tbh)
- The Thing
- The Creature From The Black Lagoon
- The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
- Alucarda
- The Cube

I do not endorse:
- Longlegs

Did not see others as far I can recall
 
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