Half Life Alyx and Boneworks - The two VR games that dare to be different. Okay maybe just one, but still. AKA Floop’s shill thread.

[Floop]

I skimmed it and all I saw was two dweebs talking, and a lot of picking up of propane tanks on the screen behind them

Yeah pretty much.

 

[BrunoMattei]

We're going to have to do a blood test ala John Carpenter's The Thing to see if Floop is a shill or not.

 

[Damn Near]

Yeah pretty much.

Strickland Propane Simulator

 

[Floop]

Strickland Propane Simulator

I think the way the gravity gloves work is pretty cool. It seems like you have to actually yank to grab stuff.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

We're going to have to do a blood test ala John Carpenter's The Thing to see if Floop is a shill or not.

He's a zoomer, so he's worse than a shill.

He's a fanboy shilling for free.

 

[Floop]

I’m not a shill. On a completely unrelated note, that HLA gameplay shown on the monitor would’ve looked great if it was on the new Samsung QLED TV! I’m totally not being paid to say that! I wish I had one! And with the all new gaming mode...

 

[BrunoMattei]

That's just what a shill would say!

 

[Floop]

That's just what a shill would say!

But I’m not one! By the way, have you ever heard of Raid Shadow Legends? It’s just a simple question!

 

[NSJAP]

This video confirms that this game isn't going to have anywhere near the physicality of Boneworks. We're three months away from release and you can't even climb a ladder.

 

[That Chris Guy]

This video confirms that this game isn't going to have anywhere near the physicality of Boneworks. We're three months away from release and you can't even climb a ladder.

So, in all likelihood...not a revolution?

Can't say I'm very surprised, since Valve is very different to what it once was. But even so, for the very niche group that's getting this, I hope it's not a terrible experience.

 

[vertexwindi]

I’m not a shill.

And Nixon is not a crook.

 

[Floop]

So, in all likelihood...not a revolution?

Can't say I'm very surprised, since Valve is very different to what it once was. But even so, for the very niche group that's getting this, I hope it's not a terrible experience.

It’s supposed to be made for player comfort. For better or for worse.

 

[Coolio55]

LOL. Some footage released shows headcrab zombies with weak points on their limbs ripped straight from killer7

 

[NSJAP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG7UJOWAztY

>"flagship vr game later this year"
>it's not this year
>it's still mediocre
>boneworks is three times more "flagship" than this
>the only half-life in 12 years

My heart is ripping apart between wanting them fix their shit up in span of 3 month (they wont) and wanting them to became topic for future Crowbcat video. The reason why i want last scenario, is because its gives more chance for "never move the player" rеtards in valve to be fired. And i REALLY want to them to be fired

 

[Floop]

Should I change the subtitle of the thread?

 

[Damn Near]

Should I change the subtitle of the thread?

you should change the amount of soy in your diet

 

[BrunoMattei]

Should I change the subtitle of the thread?

Call it "Floop's shill thread."

 

[Floop]

Call it "Floop's shill thread."

You know what, done.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Now dance monkey.

 

[Floop]

Now dance monkey.

Okay.

Sorry for the shit lighting.