🎨 Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

[CIA Nigger]

Hey what do you think of this car @Half-dude?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

"What? Fuck *no*, I'm talkin' about Christine, man! No shitter ever came between me and Christine..."

I guess you're now Piga D'HYPER-FETISH.

I will exit stage left now.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Here's what I get for 'sexiest car', (which I'm super glad about having in my search history now) It's a 1983 Delahaye Roadster. Is she worthy of the title?:

Also, this is my favorite car, Pontiac 1955. How shit is my taste?

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Here's what I get for 'sexiest car', (which I'm super glad about having in my search history now) It's a 1983 Delahaye Roadster. Is she worthy of the title?:
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Also, this is my favorite car, Pontiac 1955. How shit is my taste?
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Eh, that’s a neo baraoque design and it looks kinda goofy. Check out some of the prewar Voisons or the Bugatti Atlantic Type 57 Coupe if you like that style. I’ve seen a lot of them in person and they’re breathtaking works of art, especially the Atlantic.

Pontiac was always cool, especially the old ones. ‘55 is a little older than the stuff I like, but thats just me. It’s a solid classic and you could actually probably find a restorable one for an affordable price and have something unique at Cars and Coffee.

Also, Ian seems to be the mechaphile equivalent of a chubby chaser. He doesn’t like traditionally beautiful cars, all he cares about is “the ass.” Dude would probably take a Honda Crosstour over a Ferrari F40.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I mean, you could photoshop curved objects over any base image with next to no issues... Not to condescend, just, come on...

 

[Half-dude]

I think you're missing the point though sweetie.

BTW a buddy of mine had some fun and posted this... mmmh fingerfuck that Audi, brother. <3

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Yeah sure...

Wouldn't he be doing the "Inny Audi Inny Audi Inny Audi"? Yes I will exit stage left.

 

[Half-dude]

LOL! I LOVE IT! <333 Fuck that Audi's lil brains out.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Found a car modded to look like a bumper-cart:

And, someone out there spent a lot of time and money to make whatever this is:

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Half-dude]

9_9

 

[MG 620]

Are rental cars the same as prostitutes?

 

[FP 208]

Girl butt = Car butt

this is the kind of post that makes me hope our primitive internet is preserved in some form for future archaeologists to explore and study and come to wild conclusions about.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Here's some car butts:

 

[Splendid]

Are rental cars the same as prostitutes?

I need to know the answer to this very badly.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I would imagine they're only prostitutes if their renters bang them.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

Frozen in the tundra.
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Jimmy John's, eh.

 

[Half-dude]

Are rental cars the same as prostitutes?

Duh?

Jimmy John's, eh.
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Man, you need a life gREE lol.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Audi’s suck

I need to know the answer to this very badly.

I dunno, but a rental car with rental insurance is the fastest car you’ll ever drive.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

Man, you need a life gREE lol.

Meh, the entertainment I got from realizing that you blurred out the Price Chopper sign was more than worth the tremendous effort it took to punch "Jimmy John's near 122 West 82nd Terrace Kansas City MO" into Google Maps.

 

[Half-dude]

Meh, the entertainment I got from realizing that you blurred out the Price Chopper sign was more than worth the tremendous effort it took to punch "Jimmy John's near 122 West 82nd Terrace Kansas City MO" into Google Maps.

Well if I was really that worried about it I guess I would have cropped out the entire background wouldn't I have?

You're welcome.

So what's your end game here @gREEEEEEEEEr ? You find out where I am and then what? You want to send me some anthrax? stalk me? kill me? Whats your point at wanting me doc'ed so badly? Or is it just that you get off on it?