Halalween 2018

[vhstape]

Would say @Bryan Dunn , but if he won that would turn him on and I want no part of that

 

[Done]

Would say @Bryan Dunn , but if he won that would turn him on and I want no part of that

I would honestly de-nominate him, nominating him makes him feel like a member when he's probably the most unwanted person on KF.

 

[Jaimas]

I feel like we're voting for third place here because it's hard to compete with the Zoosadism faggots and @FuckYou.

That said my vote is @Ballzymaker94. How do you manage to successfully unite an entire subforum of Autism chronicleers? Victimize a mentally-handicapped man by holding his pretend world hostage and extort him to the tune of thousands of dollars, that's how.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I dunno, some of these nominations are too funny.

I feel like if somebody is to win this title, it should go to somebody who did more harm than good to the general community so they can be derided and mocked without mercy.

 

[Nekromantik]

@Chrisology1337 For making the sock @IdeaGuyHunter.
He got banned and made another account so he could sperg about Erik "Taz" Mokracek.

 

[lil bitch]

haven't been around much, but @FuckYou sounded like a total faggot. he deserves an award of such caliber.

 

[Crippled_Retard]

Easily @Ballzymaker94 and @NinFreakLan awarded as their real names of course.

 

[QB 290]

Provided it's in the time zone @Allen John Jones III for trying to unite the farms to fight his internet comment war only to get his whole life fucked up as a response. It happened October last year so if it's too late, my nomination is @MysteryWoman

 

[Tempest]

@PantsFreeZone

Spoiler: spoiler'd because this almost fucking blinded me

about some guy who applauded the orlando massacre

constant saltiness in whatever thread he's in

 

[SJ 485]

@Mr. Poker in the Front Liquor in the Rear for getting Tommy Tooter to accidentally dox him to us by following him on his goddamned personal real life facebook account, his vodka-fueled rants about black men (read: cheating niggers) who beat him at poker, his thirsting after any and every female in the chat and his lamentations over his icky brown penis

I think @hood LOLCOW has way more Brandon stuff capped and archived

Alternatively, @Tempest for not using dark theme

 

[8777BB5]

I'd like to nominate myself for my attempt at making former user Bring spill his spaghetti with my thread about should veterans accepting civilian jobs that was posted back in July in the Deep Thoughts thread. After seeing a few of his posts I thought it would be fun to troll him by striking him in a place that would hurt. Sadly that didn't work, though he did angrily write on my wall telling me to "stop starting asshole threads and being an all around troll in general" If you're out there Bring I'm trying my hardest

 

[Toasty]

Gonna throw in my vote for @RomeoRose for his pathetic cries for attention. First showboating on his thread, begging people to watch his livestreams (he never made it into double digits). Fail. Becoming offensive with racist and sexist slurs to try and provoke a reaction, and get people to watch his livestreams. Fail begging for money. Fail. All while bragging about his expensive tchockes, claiming to be moving all over the country. One minute he's in Vegas, next in Austin, next in Portland, then NYC, being offered all kinds of great jobs with sign on bonuses. Yet all his videos are in the same apartment. Fail. Does another livestream, no one shows up, so he turns on purn and starts jerking off. Gets reported, banned from livestreaming. Bitches about getting reported for jerking off. Later claims he never said that, it was our word filter. Claims instead that youtube banned him for supporting Alex jones. Super compound fail.
Set up a go fund me to advertise for a gf. Literally no one contributed. Fail.
The fake lawsuit, imho, was actually a partial success. He got what he wanted. Attention. It got featured, literally all of us saw it, most responded, and that video got the highest views of any video he's ever had. Of course no one believed in it; that wasn't the point.
Then afterwards he posted the I'm gonna do a flip off the fake Eiffel Tower next year. But because of the asinine lawsuit video, we were all romeoed out, and literally no one gave a shit. His latest plea for attention seems to be talking down to Null, making absurd demands, ie: "I give you permission to feature/lock this thread", "when I die you are to change my inactive status color to red". In arrogant bossy tones. He knows he has no control here he's just doing it to annoy, and fewer and fewer people are reacting. Fail.
Any minute now he'll pop up and tell us a crazy story. Or go on a tangent about how little he cares what we think. Or spout some offensive shit. Or claim it's "art'. A variation on " I was just pretending to be rotarded.

 

[Bugaboo]

Gotta be @FuckYou because dude killed people irl but thankfully a heroic couch was there to protect the other people

Doesn't get much failtroll than literal murder

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I'd like to nominate myself for my attempt at making former user Bring spill his spaghetti with my thread about should veterans accepting civilian jobs that was posted back in July in the Deep Thoughts thread. After seeing a few of his posts I thought it would be fun to troll him by striking him in a place that would hurt. Sadly that didn't work, though he did angrily write on my wall telling me to "stop starting asshole threads and being an all around troll in general" If you're out there Bring I'm trying my hardest

What thread are you referring to?

 

[Tranhuviya]

@Mikeula, for being obsessed with fucking trannies.

 

[Uncle Warren]

@Cuddly Pirate for constantly involving himself with other furry cows

I actually haven't done shit this year. I should.
Also I wanna vote @OwO What's This? for trying to use her vagina as an excuse to shit everything up, paraphrased from the mods.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

BTW, I nominate @Fuck You.

I know he's dead and all, but I think he really deserves it.

Plus, look at that fucking face:

 

[BILLY MAYS]

@Sidon's "I HAVE TWO FEATURED THREADS" fleshlight for halalween

 

[VoreDoggy]

@Brad Watson_Miami is still attempting to countertroll, so I might as well toss his name in since he spends so much time with us.

 

[UE 558]

The entire YTP fandom thread for trying to for trying to form a personal army or @NostalgiaJazzAdmirer for not learning a damn thing and being just as :autism: as they were in 2015